Where Did You Hide Your Old Video Tapes?

[orange_fizzy]

OMG SHE HAS FOUND ME TAPE STASH

I started collecting combat based video tapes way back in the early to mid 80's and as a result, had an ever increasing problem with where to hide them so that the wife would not discover them. I started off by putting them in the loft, and continued this until she asked me one day why I kept going up there. Well as you can imagine, I did not know the answer and with a red face replied with the typical ( Just Checking The Water Tank Love )

Anyway, it soon became apparent that the loft was not an option and as a result, decided to change their location to a shelf high up in the garage. This again became a good place to hide them for many a year however, as I purchased and obtained more and more video tapes, the shelf itself began to drop and buckle slightly in the middle from the weight and was in danger of falling down

It was then that I decided to come clean with the wife, and tell her about my combat fetish including the video tape collection and to my amazement, she did not bat an eye lid on the issue. Instead, she simply said that men in general should have some healthy fantasies towards a sexual objective in their lives and as such, was allowed to continue my combat collection without fear of having a frying pan on my head.



Not only did she allow me to keep my video tapes, but she also engaged in some friendly bed grappling with me

Happy Endings

[Ronald_Frump]

In lockable VHS storage cases buried under my extensive record collection and audio casette tapes.

[orange_fizzy]

In lockable VHS storage cases buried under my extensive record collection and audio casette tapes.

Nice one Stewie however?

[Ronald_Frump]

[orange_fizzy]

Ha Ha Ha! - Stewie you make my day

[RBAP]

The "All of the Above" option is missing from the poll. 

[BandGB]

I put them in the back of the closet, under stacks of old magazines and books.

But you know what they say -- If women find your porn, they're not going to find it in the hiding place. They're going to find it in the VCR, after you absentmindedly leave it there, because you're not thinking clearly in your post-wank state.

[jiminy]

I suppose I'm quite lucky to be of an age where most of my "stuff" has always been PC / external HD based. When I was in my teens and living at home with my parents - just before the age of DVD and broadband - I did have one or two VHS tapes I used to record scenes from movies and TV shows where men copped beat-downs from women and a few intergender pro-wrestling matches (Chyna, Madusa, etc.)

I didn't hide these tapes, I just used diversion tactics by putting them inside WWF VHS cases (no one else in the family liked WWF), labelling them with WWF event names and mixing them in with the other 15-20 tapes I had on a shelf in my room. One day however, one of these tapes disappeared and was never found. Will never know if it was taken or (as I'd like to think) I threw it away by accident.

[jiminy]

I put them in the back of the closet, under stacks of old magazines and books.

But you know what they say -- If women find your porn, they're not going to find it in the hiding place. They're going to find it in the VCR, after you absentmindedly leave it there, because you're not thinking clearly in your post-wank state.

Yes, the trouble is being organised. I've had a few close calls with things like leaving credit card statements lying around (what's this!?!) and not logging out of my computer, or wiping the history.

[orange_fizzy]

I put them in the back of the closet, under stacks of old magazines and books.

But you know what they say -- If women find your porn, they're not going to find it in the hiding place. They're going to find it in the VCR, after you absentmindedly leave it there, because you're not thinking clearly in your post-wank state.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ( Post Wank State )

But your 100% right, in that just after the Whaoooooo! - your never in a fit state of mind to remember to take out the tape or DVD

Now that was a funny statement buddy - Laugh : )

Karma for making me laugh out load