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The fight no one suspected, or at least believed could happen, tiny Ellen Page kicking a whole lotta ass! 

Vs Ellen Page - wears an athletic top and tights at the gym; there is no audience.

Ellen hears that a guy has been harassing girls at the gym late at night which pisses her off big time because a good friend of hers was mugged and injured badly leaving the gym before and was never brought to justice.

Ellen dominates, she takes you apart with vicious punches,kicks, knees and various wrestling and submission holds.

Ellen sees you in the gym late one night. "So I hear you've been causing some shit lately" "lets go you and me weakling because I came here to kick your ass" the tone of her voice and confidence in her eye's has you worried. You take a swing at her which she doges easily and lands a roundhouses kick to your ribs. "Scared now fucker?" She says as a smile starts to form on her face. "You better be" she comes back with a straight left to your face which rocks u. You feel your jaw "how does that feel" there's a lot more where that come from wimp." You charge at her in anger; she doges your take down attempt and lands a swift shin to your jaw which feels like she just shattered it. "You sure you want to do this wimp?"because I can tell right now you have zero chance against me" she says laughing as she watches you wither in pain on the floor. You cannot believe the girl has put you on the floor again. Your mouth tastes of blood; you are jerked back up by your hair to your knees and she gets you in a reverse choke hold. She has it clinched tight the force around your throat feels like it's gonna cave in.  She lets go of the hold and punches then slaps you upside the head "come on pussy though you were tough?" You wanna fight lets fight or I'm really gonna mess you up!"

She lands a axe kick to the middle of your back knocking the wind out of you. She laughs and mocks you "having trouble breathing?" She soccer kicks you in the face nearly knocking you out. Your vision is blurry and you begin to feel intense fear of what this young girl is capable of doing to you. She then gets you in a standing scissors hold. You grab desperately at her smooth thighs and strong calves as u try in vain to separate her legs. She giggles as u paw at her grip panicking as u struggle to breath. Within a few seconds tears are coming out of your eyes and you are sobbing incoherently as u fear she will crush your neck with her sexy athletic legs. She throws a few hammer fists into your kidneys as u struggle bringing out more sobs of pain as your back is racked with blows. Soon things get fuzzy as u frantically tapout which she laughs at! Your vision starts to go black, your hands drop down heavily and your tears stain her legs.

She releases her scissors and you fall to the ground. You are moaning in agony. "Get up motherfucker" she demands, she turns you over on your back "I said get the fuck up you fucking wimp and quit all your damn crying!" "can't you take it like a man?" She lands another punch square to your nose braking it instantly. You sob out in pain! She yells "Ok I'll. Give you something to cry about bitch" she gets you in a camel clutch and pulls your head back mercilessly you cry out begging for mercy and literary bawling your eyes out now. Ellen just laughs and tells you to shut up and take it. The young fiery girl is enjoying your every second of agony and pain. The more you scream the harder she laughs! She finally says "shut up already pussy" and releases her death clutch on you. Your head goes crashing towards the floor but misses by a inch as she still has your arms suspended around her legs. She slaps you upside the head a few times asking "had enough now? Huh pussy or do you want more?" You reply sobbing "please stop haven't you done enough" "oh I. Don't know, this so much fun beating the shit out of you" please no more" you say in a slurred tearful voice. She then gets off you and turns you over. "Say goodnight boy" Ellen drops full weight on your face and proceeds to grind and ride your skull in a brutal reverse facesit until every last breath is gone and all you can hear is her laughter as your lights slowly go out with what little strength u have left it is no use as you can hardly even struggle to get free. Once your out Ellen stands up and sees her workout tights full of his blood and tears. "wow what a mess" "I should take bitch boy here home with me and make him clean them when he wakes up" she says with a smirk and glimmer in her eye. "Why not, if he tries to escape I'll just beat his ass again" she says with a smile. Looks like all the pain and savage agony inflicted on you by this tough physically superior actress is just beginning .....!!

By the end your bones are bruised and broken, your a knocked out crying mess in need of medical attention. Your emotionally and mentally spent over the beating he suffered from the fiery fierce actress

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Awesome story

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1st of several part series:

Vs Amber Heard wearing a spaghetti strap top that's cropped just a bit above her waist and jean shorts

Some PR type comes up with a new idea for female celebrities to raise money for their favorite charities--have an auction where men bid for the right to a wrestling match with a female actress, model or singer. The winner's bid will go to the celeb's chosen charity, as will ticket sales from the event.  Amber Heard, who is known for her extensive charity work, volunteers to be the first celebrity to take part in the fundraiser.  Guy is the high bidder who gets to wrestle her.

The basic rule is that the winning bidder and the celebrity wrestle for 15 minutes (if they are in the middle of a fall at the 15-minute mark, they finish the fall).  Wrestling is to pins only.  To give each party the incentive to try their hardest, if the celebrity wins more falls than the man, he has to double his contribution to her chosen charity, while if the man wins, he gets a date--strictly platonic--with the celebrity.  A final rule is that the celebrity can concede the match any time after the half-way time (7 and a half minutes) if she is more than 3 falls behind.

The match takes place in an auditorium which seat nearly 1000 people.

One of the rules for the challenge is that the celebrity and her opponent compete in an initial strength competition of her choice. Amber chooses arm-wrestling. She holds her own with Guy for nearly half a minute before he starts, slowly but irresistibly, to force her tan arm down to the table. Amber tries to make a comeback but to no avail--her arm goes down and she's lost.

During the match there is no taunting, they are both being sportsmanlike. Guy, of course, wants to make a good impression just in case he wins and gets that date with Amber.

Amber is trim and fit, but she is not known for doing any specific combat training as part of her regular workout. However, between training for her fight scenes in Drive Angry and other roles and some of the men she's dated and hung out with, she's picked up a decent amount of wrestling skill, which surprises Guy as they face off. Amber doesn't try to dance around or avoid him, she goes right at him and gets ahold of one of his legs, gets him off balance, and sends him tumbling to the mat, and follows up by straddling him and going for an immediate pin. Guy is so startled by her aggression that he barely fights back, and within less than a minute Amber is up 1-0.

Guy takes the next few rounds much more seriously. He begins the second round by locking Amber into a clinch, using his weight and strength to get the blonde off balance and then take her to the mat. Amber twists out of being pinned twice before Guy gets her shoulders down to even the match 1-1. In the third round Amber dives to tackle Guy at the knees, but Guy gets her off balance at the same time, and Amber ends up facedown on the mat. As Guy tries to turn her over, she uses his momentum against him to turn him to his back, but can't hold him--they roll over and over on the mat several times, with Guy ending on top. Amber can't get free and Guy pins her to lead 2-1.

The fourth round is a long one.  Guy takes Amber down at the start again--true to the title of a film she made, Amber "never backs down" from a strength challenge, which is brave of her but keeps getting her in trouble.  However, the lithe blonde is able to escape repeated pin attempts and get to her feet.  Using a judo throw she takes Guy down, but he gets over on his belly and she spends over a minute trying to turn him over.  Finally she does, and clamps down on him with a cross body pin, tying the match at 2-2.  Amber pays a price for her win, though--she's spent so much energy getting that pin that the tired actress is easy prey for Guy in the next two rounds.  The two rounds are near carbon copies--Guy opens by locking hands with Amber for a test of strength, methodically overpowers the slim blonde and forces her to her knees, gets a tight hold on her and forces her to her back.  Amber doesn't go down without a fight, but she doesn't seem to have the intense energy she was showing at the start of the match.  Guy now leads 4-2, and just over ten minutes have elapsed.

It looks like Amber is just about done, but as the seventh round starts she gets a burst of energy as she comes out very aggressively and takes Guy down with a quick leg throw.  He rolls away but she keeps after him, not letting him get to his feet before she upends him again, and yet again.  The third time he goes down he lands on his back and Amber is quick to straddle him.  He struggles hard and it takes Amber about a minute to get both his shoulders down, but she pins him and narrows his lead.  She follows up in the eighth round with another quick attack at Guy's legs.  This time Guy blocks her and gets her into a front headlock.  He tries to take her down, but Amber unexpectedly knows how to escape his hold and manages to do so.  She keeps on the attack and gets Guy's legs out from under him again but when she goes for a pin, he locks his arms around her and they roll around on the mat for almost a minute, Guy maintaining his hold and keeping the girl from pinning him.  Finally Amber gets the leverage to break his hold and forces his arms down, pinning him to tie the match at 4-4.

There's now only a little over one minute on the clock, so it's clear the next round will be the last and will decide the match.  Both Guy and Amber are tired now, but they are both still determined to win.  As she has done repeatedly throughout the match, Amber starts the final round out by taking Guy on straight up, locking hands for a test of strength.  She holds her ground for several seconds, until Guy starts to really exert his superior arm strength.  But as he overpowers her again, she lets go of his hands, grabs the front of his shirt, and drops to her back, her legs coming up to execute a perfect judo circle throw, sending Guy sprawling head over heals.  Amber comes after him right away, to no one's surprise, and Guy starts rolling on the ground, apparently desperate to stay out of her reach.  When he rolls onto his back again, Amber darts in to go for a pin, but Guy reaches out with an arm and takes her buy surprise, sweeping her tan, slim legs out from under her.  She lands on her back, and Guy, attacking with more agility than she expects, wraps her legs up and twists her into a cradle pin so tight that Amber can't budge him.  The pin is counted, the 15 minutes have expired, and Amber has lost a very tough match by a score of 5-4.

Amber loses but Guy doesn't humiliate her.  He helps her to her feet and shakes her hand and says "good match," while the audience cheers both of them for putting on a terrific show.  Amber's tenacious, aggressive wrestling style, even in a losing effort, proved to be very entertaining. Amber ends up exhausted but satisfied that she put up a very good fight against a bigger, stronger opponent.

When a bootleg video of the match goes viral on YouTube, Amber starts getting lots of new, much-deserved offers of good film roles, and fortunately her new "action girl" reputation helps deter annoying reporters from asking her too many questions about wrestling.

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Added a couple of new stories to the 85-89 poll, for Taylor Swift and Bar Refaeli.

Enjoy,

wap

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Thanks Wap, I can not overstate the brilliance of those answers; please give all your thanks to him! I'll post the Taylor Swift answer tomorrow so it doesn't overshadow the Bar Refaeli one or vice versa.

Vs Bar Refaeli

Bar Refaeli is relaxing on holiday at an exclusive tropical resort.  While sunning herself in her bikini one afternoon she notices Guy seems to be surreptitiously filming her on his phone from the other side of the pool.  She isn't sure at first, so she takes out some tanning cream and starts rubbing it slowly into her skin, all the while seemingly oblivious to him.  His open-mouthed drool as he stares at his phone confirms her guess, and also suggests that he isn't a genuine paperazzo but an ordinary voyeur.  Bar angrily decides she's going to teach him a lesson. 

A few minutes later, Bar gets off her sunlounger and pulls on her blouse as if she's going to head into the hotel.  Instead, she carries on around the pool until she reaches Guy, who is by now reviewing the clip he has shot.  He looks up guiltily when he realizes Bar is standing over him, but to his confusion she smiles coyly at him.

"Hey there," she says.  "I was wondering if you might want to have a drink with me."

"Y-y-yeah, sure," he gasps in reply, shocked that this super-hot woman seems to be coming on to him.  "W-when?"

"How about right now.  I've been getting pretty bored lying here by the pool, and there's a full minibar of cocktails in my suite.  Why don't you come up and see if there's anything there you'd like."  She winks, and turns toward the hotel entrance while Guy almost trips over his own feet as he jumps to follow her.

Bar steers him into the elevator and presses the top button.  "Penthouse suite - the view's great, plus it's totally soundproofed," she purrs, before pinning him against the wall and giving him a long deep kiss.  She finally breaks off as the lift chimes and the doors slide open.  Guy is rock hard by now, and stumbles along behind Bar as she leads him to her door and unlocks it.  Once inside, she kicks off her sandals and shrugs off her blouse, leaving her in  just her bright red bikini.  She thrusts Guy back against the door, keeping her hands on his shoulders.  "Close your eyes," she whispers.  Guy obeys, and is leaning forward anticipating her lips on his when Bar's right knee slams into his crotch.  With his legs slightly apart and his cock erect, Guy's balls end up taking the full impact.  The shock is so great that he doesn't even cry out, instead collapsing to the floor and rolling into a ball as he clutches his groin in utter agony.  Bar stands back, enjoying Guy's moans as his lungs finally start to work again.

After a couple of minutes, Guy begins to stir and his breathing returns to something near normal.  Satisfied she has his attention, Bar hauls him to his feet and shoves him up against the door again.  "You sad fucking prick - did you really think I'd even look at someone like you?" she spits.  "Now, hand over your phone, or I'll beat you into a pulp."

"You psycho bitch, let me out of here now!" quavers Guy, still feeling the pain coursing through his groin.

"What...here you are, locked in a soundproof room with a supermodel, and you want to run away!" she jeers.  "You really are a pussy, aren't you?  Let's get this straight - I'm challenging you to a fight.  Anything goes.  Winner gets to do whatever they like to the loser.  And believe me, I mean anything."  Bar cups her breasts and pouts seductively at Guy for emphasis.

By now, Guy has taken the bait.  He moves away from the wall, suddenly looking a lot more confident.  "Your funeral bitch," he smiles.  "You won't catch me out like that again."

"No need," replies Bar, and raises her fists in a boxing stance.  Guy copies her, but lowers his hands quickly as she feints with her knee towards his groin once again, leaving his face open to her hard left-right-left combo.  The punches sting, and Bar laughs at Guy's surprise.

"Say your prayers, loser - I'm just getting started," she taunts him, and then repeats the move.  The final punch of the combination splits Guy's lip, and blood starts to trickle from  his mouth.  This seems to excite Bar, and she dives forward, her arms firing like pistons into Guy's face.  Belatedly, he tries to defend, but her shots easily penetrate his guard and he is driven back into the wall.  Although her punches lack weight, they are fast and accurate.  Bar starts to vary her attack, switching between straight headshots, hooks to the body, and the occasional uppercut to Guy's exposed chin.  After the third of these, Guy begins to see stars and his knees are turning to jelly.  Seeing his state, Bar pauses in her assault.

"What's up cocksucker...needing a rest?"  She grabs him by the hair, drags him over to the bed and shoves him onto it, rolling him over so he's on his back.  "That's much better isn't it," she coos at him as she straddles his body.  Guy is just beginning to hope she's done punishing him when she starts unloading on him again, alternating lefts and rights in a ground and pound frenzy.  Guy bucks and thrashes desperately to try and dislodge her, but she easily rebalances herself.  He tries to defend with his hands, but only succeeds in accidentally grabbing the shoulder strap of Bar's bikini and pulling it down her arm, half-exposing her left breast.  "You fucking pervert," she screams, infuriated yet further.  She redoubles her attack, switching from punching to throwing elbows.  After around a dozen of these to Guy's jaw he is out cold, and Bar finally sits back, admiring the destruction she has wrought on his features.  Both his eyes are blackened and swollen, his mouth is a bloody mess, and his nose appears to be broken.

When Guy eventually regains consciousness, he is still lying on Bar's bed.  It takes him a while to realize he is tied down to it, and longer still to notice he is naked.  Bar is standing over him holding the phone she has retrieved from his pocket.  She forces him to unlock it and delete all the photos and video stored on it.  She then grabs it back from him, and snaps some pictures of him strapped to the bed.  "OK, asshole," she tells him.  "If I see or hear anything of you ever again, these are getting sent to your entire address book."  She unties him and throws him - still naked - out into the hotel corridor.

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Epic ass kicking from Taylor Swift courtesy wap! (couldn't quite find photos to match Taylor's outfit, these are kind of the reverse)

Guy and friends are having a night out in an LA club.  Unexpectedly his party are told that they'll have to leave their table in the VIP suite and head downstairs.  On asking why, he finds out that Taylor Swift is in town and that her entourage have taken over the entire suite.  Guy argues vehemently, but is eventually persuaded to move off.  When he passes Taylor's table he deliberately raises his voice, complaining about having to make way for "that fucking arrogant talentless bitch".  Taylor overhears, and calls him over.

"Hey you, what did you call me?" she demands furiously.

Guy is an aggressive drunk, and though his friends just want to move on he is determined to stand up to Taylor.  "I said you were a fucking arrogant talentless bitch," he responds.  "But I should have said 'fucking arrogant talentless cunt'.  Do you have a problem with that?"

"Fuck you," Taylor screams.  "I ought to smash your fucking head in!"  She glances over to the bar manager, who shakes his head and gestures to the fire exit.  She beckons over the two largest and most muscular of her crew, who walk up and put a hand each on Guy's shoulders.

"What's this?  Getting your goons to beat me up...very classy," sneers Guy.

"No, just taking this somewhere more private.  Last chance, dickhead.  Full apology now, or I beat one out of you around the back."

"Screw you.  As long as these apes stay out of it, it'll be you apologizing to me."

"We'll see," Taylor replies, and marches to the exit.  She holds it open as the two big men usher Guy through and out into the alley that runs behind the club.  Most of Taylor's people follow them, as do Guy's friends who are looking a lot less happy about the situation.  The alley is wide but dimly lit, with brick walls on each side and a chain link fence at one end. The crowd fan out across the gap, leaving Taylor and Guy standing in a roughly square arena.

The two antagonists stand a few feet apart, glaring at each other.  They are the same height, but Taylor's heels give her an extra couple of inches from which to look down on Guy.  She is wearing a white miniskirt and a dark crop top, with a black leather jacket over the top.  Without taking her eyes off Guy, she takes off the jacket and passes it to the nearest of her bodyguards.  With her shoulders and arms bare she flexes and poses for the audience, showing off her toned muscles and flat stomach.  Her friends cheer appreciatively, and catcall Guy when he attempts a similar pose.

"OK, let's do this," says Taylor, and almost instantly leaps forward and sends a flying karate-style kick into her opponent's stomach.  Guy is taken completely by surprise, and staggers back several yards into the alley wall.  Taylor keeps her momentum going and repeats the move.  This time her heel lands in his gut just as his back impacts the bricks, knocking all the air out of his body and sending him gasping to his knees.  Seizing her chance, Taylor grabs his head with both hands and slams it back into the wall half a dozen times.  When she lets go, Guy slumps forward onto all fours in a daze.

"Should have said sorry when you had the chance," Taylor laughs.  She's in no mood to stop though, and leans down to grab Guy's left wrist and twist his arm up in a vicious hammerlock. Guy yells out in pain as she works the hold.  She pulls his wrist up further, and then stomps down on his left shoulder causing the yell to turn into a shriek of agony.  When she drops his wrist, Guy just lays on the ground moaning and clutching at his left elbow with his right hand.

Taylor stares down at him for a few seconds before turning to high-five each of her friends in the crowd, all of whom are shouting further suggestions as to what she might do next.  Oblivious to this, Guy is beginning to think it's over when he realizes that Taylor is standing over him once more.  "Get up, idiot," she snarls at him.  In his terror he tries to obey, but can only make it to his knees before she loses patience and grabs him round the neck.  She stands him up against the wall, then pulls his head down under her left shoulder and sinks in a guillotine choke.  At first Guy tries claw at her wrist to loosen the hold, but his feeble struggles die away after a few seconds as his consciousness starts to fade.

Unfortunately for Guy, Taylor isn't done yet.  She releases the hold and, putting a hand against each of his shoulders, shoves him backwards so he is pinned against the wall.  "It's not quite time to say goodnight," she grins.  "I hope you're not feeling sick," she adds, as she knees him powerfully in the gut.  Guy's only answer is a deep groan, which intensifies as she lands again and again with her right knee into the same spot.  Pinned, and with his left arm out of commission, Guy is utterly defenseless against this assault.  After around thirty unanswered blows, Taylor suddenly steps back leaving her victim to collapse in a sobbing, twitching heap as she raises her arms in a victory salute.  The crowd's cheers and whoops at Guy's defeat turn to laughter as he vomits copiously over himself. 

Taylor walks over to the audience and retrieves her jacket.  Taking her phone from her pocket, she returns to stand over Guy, taking a series of pictures of her destroyed enemy.  "I think I'll skip the apology," she tells him.  "These are going straight up on my Instagram feed.  I think I'll title them 'Don't Mess With Taylor'."  After a few more snaps, she saunters back into the club followed by the rest of her entourage, leaving Guy's friends to decide whether to call an ambulance.

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Part 2 of previous three part series (continuation from Amber Heard):
Vs Blake Lively

They're at a big, casual party.  When things start getting a bit dull, some of the men and women come up with the idea of a "battle of the sexes."  Everyone writes their name on a card and a sport they'd like the contest to be on another card.  As most of the men pick the same sport, they are pretty pleased when the sport that's drawn is "wrestling," while some of the gals groan quietly. 

Guy hears his name called out as the next guy to wrestle and then they call the woman who he will get to wrestle with--"Blake Lively."  Guy can't believe his good luck--not only is Blake probably the hottest woman at the party, she was using the hot tub earlier and is still barefoot in her bikini.  Meanwhile Guy had to take his shirt off a little while ago when someone spilled a drink on it.  The leggy blonde actress gives him a smile as they step out into the middle of the floor to wrestle it out.  The rules that were agreed on are that the man and woman wrestle three rounds, each round to end when one pins the other for a five count.  Most of the men are being pretty merciless with the girls, pinning them as quickly as they can, with few of the matches running more than about two minutes.

The minute Guy feels Blake put her hands on his shoulders as they start jockeying for position at the start of the first round, he knows that he wants more than anything to stretch out their wrestling match as long as possible.  He certainly would like to win, and pin her to the floor under him, but he's willing to risk losing if it means more time spent so intimately close to Blake.  He decides that each round, he is going to purposely let her get him on his back two times--running the risk that she'll be able to keep him down and pin him--and also deliberately let her escape from a potential pin two times.

As he grapples with Blake during the first minute or so of the first round, Guy takes the actress's measure.  She isn't a match for him in raw strength, but she's not a pushover.  He'll be able to overpower her but not without an effort.  She is athletic and limber and probably a bit quicker than him, and she knows at least a few wrestling moves.  Best of all, she isn't the least bit self-conscious about wrestling in a bikini in front of about three dozen people, nor is she even slightly skittish about being in very close physical contact with him as they wrestle.  She has a smile on her face most of the time and seems to be having fun.

Guy's plan for stretching out the match works perfectly, as each of their three rounds runs over 4 minutes.  In the first round, after he and Blake kind of test each other for a minute or so, he gets her into a side headlock, and then gets her off balance and takes her to the floor.  Blake has plenty of fight in her and it takes him a little bit to get her over on her back.  He purposely doesn't try to straddle her at once, allowing the actress to get her long legs up to kick him away from her.  After they face off on their knees, Guy gives Blake an opening to get him off balance and she is able to take him to his back, but she can't get him pinned.  Eventually Guy gets a firm grip on her and they roll repeatedly across the floor.  Guy ends up on top but again lets her fight her way out of the pin--which, truth be told, doesn't require too much holding back on his part.  Blake rolls free of him and they get to their feet and face off again.  When they lock up, Blake neatly trips Guy and he makes sure to come down on his back.  Blake gets him straddled and he has to fight pretty hard to get out of being pinned.  Finally he rolls her over and straddles her tightly for a pin to lead 1-0.

In the second round, neither Guy nor Blake wastes any time as they both want to begin with a test of strength.  Guy proves to be somewhat stronger than the blonde starlet and forces her to her knees, but Blake surprises him when she slips free of his grip and tries to tackle him at the knees.  She takes him down but can't get him to his back and they roll over and over on the floor.  When Guy again ends up on top, he leaves Blake an opening to get her legs up again and kick free.  As he tries to scramble to his feet the lithe actress tackles him more decisively and takes him to his back, but he powers slowly out of her pin attempt.  The two get to their feet and lock up, grappling around for nearly a minute, locked together with neither one able to get the other down.  Finally Guy gets Blake off balance and takes her to the floor, but as he goes to pin her, he once more gives her a chance to block him and she gets her bare feet into his chest and sends him sprawling.  She comes right after him and after they tussle for a bit she gets him to his back and gets him tightly pinned.  Guy can't fight out and Blake ties the match 1-1.

In the third and final round, after the two wrestlers take a bit to get their breath back by mutual agreement, Blake comes right at Guy again and, slipping under his guard, hits him with a solid tackle at the waist, taking him straight to the ground.  He starts twisting around to get out of her grip but slowly she gets him to his back.  She can't get him pinned this time, though, as she doesn't have enough leverage.  Guy gets ahold of one of her legs and flips her off and now it's his turn to try to get her pinned.  She doesn't make it easy, and they spend over two minutes scrambling around on the floor, Guy trying to get Blake wrapped up, while she is almost a blur of bare arms and legs as she fights back.  Twice the leggy blonde is almost pinned, but each time she slips free by the narrowest of margins.  The second time she escapes, Blake manages to get to her knees and faces off with Guy.  Each one tries to force the other back with pure strength, but Blake gets her legs behind her more effectively and forces the heavier Guy onto his back, lying on his chest for a few seconds as she tries to secure his arms.

Guy gets his arms around Blake's midriff as she tries to pin him and rolls her over onto her back one more time.  He can tell she's getting tired and he is getting winded as well, so he decides it's best to end things while the two of them are both still feeling like friendly competitors.  He straddles her and pins her slim arms down firmly and after she struggles for about 15 seconds, she stops resisting as the pin is counted.  Guy wins the match 2-1.

Guy helps the tired blonde to her feet and gives her a sportsmanlike hug which she returns with a smile, and he has the guts to hold her close to him for about 10 seconds as he tells her "thanks for such a good match--you gave me a really hard time.  I thought I was going to lose that last round."  Blake doesn't give any sign that she's aware that Guy was holding back against her.  As she is pulling back from their embrace, she leans in and whispers in his ear “I liked wrestling with you--that was a lot of fun,” and she even brushes her lips against his cheek for just a second.

One of Guy's buddies starts to get on him a little while after the match--”Hey, guy, you almost got beat by a girl.  What was wrong with you?”  Guy tells him “Dude, you're not getting it.  All of you were so busy winning as fast as you could that you didn't take time to enjoy things.  I just got to wrestle one of the most gorgeous women alive, while she was wearing a bikini for crying out loud, for almost a quarter of an hour.”

Blake, meanwhile, is the heroine for all the gals for being the only one of them to even come close to winning her wrestling match. She's tired out but satisfied that she put up a good fight.

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Part 3, Amber and Blake get revenge!

Amber and Blake are both up for a film role that requires a tall, young blonde actress, and through a scheduling goof they both got called in to a meeting with the director at the same time.  When they arrive, they find that the director is "in conference," so they have to wait.  At first things are frigid between the two actresses but as the wait goes on, they begin to loosen up and talk.  Amber tells Blake about her recent experience in the "wrestle a celebrity for charity" promotion and how she narrowly lost to a man, and then Blake tells how she got into a wrestling match with a man in a "battle of the sexes" at a party, and also lost a close match.  "I think I wrestled the same guy at They compare notes and realize with a flash "we were both wrestling the same Guy!"

Just then the director's assistant comes out of the office, looking apologetic even before he opens his mouth.  "Sorry to make you come down here for nothing, but the part has been filled."  Both women are, naturally, very annoyed, and press the assistant to tell them who got the part.  He tries to duck the question, but faced with two very angry blondes who are both taller than him, he finally admits it was Kate Upton.

"Upton again!" screams Blake, "that's the third part I've lost to her in the last year!"  "She's not even an actress--she's just eye candy!" chimes in Amber.  The two frustrated actresses storm off to the elevator.  "You know, I really feel like kicking someone's ass right now," says Amber.  "Well, we'd probably get in trouble if we beat the stuffing out of Upton, but I know someone else whose ass we'd both like to kick," Blake replies.  Half an hour later, they are both outside a health club.  Blake got a tip from her friend and former costar Alexis Bledel about where Guy could be found, and Amber recognizes his car in the parking lot from the "platonic date" with Guy she had to endure after losing to him at wrestling.  After the two blondes change into sports bras and short workout shorts, they track Guy down in the weight room.

After the barest of preambles, Amber tells Guy bluntly "you owe each one of us a rematch at wrestling."  Blake adds "and we've decided that the time and place is here and now.  Guy has a bit too much testosterone in his system that day, and foolishly replies "I could take you both at the same time, so bring it on."  Amber looks at Blake and the other blonde nods in agreement.  "You're on, chubby," they tell him and they get out on the nearby floor mat to wrestle.

Amber nearly beat Guy when they wrestled one-on-one, and Blake put up a pretty good fight when she fought Guy as well.  The two of them together proves to be too much for Guy.  They open the match by herding Guy towards the wall of the guy and then tackle him and bring him down.  They're all over him for the next minute and it looks like the match will be over quickly, but Guy fights back ferociously.  He kicks Amber off of him, knocking the wind out of her for a few seconds, and turns on Blake so quickly she can't get to her feet, wrapping her up to get her in a cradle pin.  But Amber gets back in the fight and starts to pry Guy loose from her partner.  The three of them are all locked together for the next minute or so, the two actresses slowly forcing Guy over to his back.  Suddenly he thrashes around violently and wrenches himself free from their grip.  All three get to their feet.

The wrestling has gotten very intense.  The two blondes close in on Guy to try to tackle him again but he fights back ruthlessly.  Both girls chose to wrestle barefoot, and Guy tries to take advantage by stomping one or the other on the foot.  They manage to evade him, but Guy gets Amber off balance and tackles her to the mat.  Blake piles in at once and again the three of them are in a wild scramble across the mat.  The two girls slowly force Guy on the defensive, and with all their combined strength force him onto his back.  Amber straddles his chest in a schoolgirl pin position, while Blake sits on his legs, and they hold their position against Guy's furious struggles.  Blake, remembering how Guy tickled her into exhaustion when she wrestled him at a beach party, takes the opportunity to tickle him behind his knees while she holds his legs down.

The two actresses wear Guy out and he starts begging for mercy.  They sit on him for several minutes more before he finally grovels enough to satisfy both girls, and then they get someone in the gym to take a picture of the two of them in a victory pose over the beaten Guy, each with one bare foot on his chest, their hands clasped and raised above their heads, broad smiles on each of their faces.

[RhodryM]

Good series there--love the double teaming that poor Guy goes through at the end.

[gh122]

May Update! Dozens of new essays!

http://www.mediafire.com/download/1r6o7xoo41p0ipd/May+Update.zip


Next in era series, 1990s, features Kate Upton, Ashley Wagner, Jennifer Lawrence, Victoria Justice and many others. Everyone featured in the poll is over 18.

http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/592862

[sleepinbin]

Many thanks for these

[RhodryM]

Thanks for the updates and the new poll.

[gh122]

1990s poll is now officially approved and live at: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/592862



*aaaannnnnndddd its already been buried by spam polls. Just like 85-89*

[sleepinbin]

The spam polls are the absolute worst, how hard would it be for the guy who makes them to just do them all in one go? Urgh. To make up for it I'll write some answers on your new poll

[gh122]

Thanks sleepinbin, I'll be sure to post them.

The spam polls are ridiculous and a bit frustrating. As mentioned before the polls on page 1 receive the majority of attention, and to have your poll approved then subsequently pushed down ten spaces in the same day due to one person littering the page with single question polls is maddening. As you said the worse aspect is that the spammer could condense the single question polls into a just one. It would be as if I took all thirty six names in 1990s and created a poll for each name and dumped them all on the same day! Each of the era polls takes an hour, sometimes more to actual make, so the hope is that they'd remain on page 1 for a couple weeks. But when such simple, halfheartedly thrown together in 2 seconds polls spam better polls off page 1 it drives me crazy. It goes beyond you or me too, as there are plenty of people making good polls in that section that fall victim to spam

A big part of the problem is misterpoll's review system, after several days they start by approving the oldest polls submitted since their last review then work their way up. Inevitably this leads to polls vomited out the day before being given priority placement on the site, while the ones submitted earlier get thrown into limbo and receive only a fraction of the attention.

This all reads as me being more infuriated and annoyed than I actually am, but when you wait ten days for approval only for spam to take over it causes this: