Results from my Misterpoll account

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I'll be posting the update later today or by noon tomorrow, lighter update but still some great essays from ass kicked by girls, sleepinbin and a few other. Hope we'll hear from wap again

For now here are a couple of truly fantastic themed stories I thought I had previously posted but apparently forgot, if you've looked through the old updates you've probably seen them but if not here they are. A lot of these are from the same writer, who has done an unbelievable amount of professional quality work with their answers, the vast majority remain in the csv files. If you haven't got a chance I highly recommend you check out the raw csv files with special attention to the 1980-84 and 85-89 polls. Thanks to whoever this person is, if you're on here.   

*I'll be adding pictures when I update CSV, connection terrible right now*

Vs. Maggie Grace 
Maggie is meeting a director about a part in an action film where most of the main characters will be women.  All she knows about the part is that the director told her "be sure to dress casually, like you're just going to hang out with friends," so she just wears a pair of jean shorts, and a hoodie over a tank top, along with flip-flops.  What she doesn't know is that the director has a special challenge planned to see if Maggie has what he's looking for in the actresses he casts.

When Maggie gets to the set, she finds that the director is in his office with his intern, Guy--and there's a gym-type mat on the floor of the office.  The director tells her "okay, before we talk, first you have to get out on the mat and wrestle with Guy, here, for at least five minutes."  Maggie doesn't hesitate a second, she just peels off her hoodie and kicks her flip-flops off, and gets out on the mat to face off with Guy.

Maggie faces off with Guy on the mat and they circle for a few seconds, then she moves straight in on him and they lock up in a clinch.  Although Guy is quite a bit heavier, Maggie holds her ground for a bit but Guy starts to slowly force the actress backwards.  As she struggles to hold him back he twists her into a headlock.  He tries to weaken her stance and force her to the mat, which takes him quite a while as she defends pretty well.  When he gets Maggie to her knees he switches holds and uses his bulk to force her to her back.  She tries to get free, kicking and twisting.  Again, she holds him off for a while, but eventually he gets her wrapped up for a cradle pin.

The two get to their feet, with a little under three minutes having elapsed, and start circling again.  Maggie starts to lunge at Guy again, but catches him off guard by diving low to tackle him at the knees, sending them both sprawling to the mat.  Maggie goes for a quick pin, but Guy locks arms with her and they roll over and over on the mat.  Guy winds up on top, but Maggie gets a leg up for leverage and pushes him off.  This time she is quick enough to get him straddled and grabs his wrists.  Guy tries to power out but eventually Maggie gets his arms both down at the same time for a pin.

By the end of the second fall over five minutes have elapsed, so the wrestling match is a draw.  But Maggie has impressed the director with her sassy, feisty attitude, and gets a major part in the film, so she feels like a winner.

Vs. Shay Mitchell
A director is casting roles in an action feature which will feature women in many of the key roles, and he is interviewing Shay for a part.  He has cast Maggie Grace as the leader of the action heroines, and wants a somewhat younger actress to be Maggie's sidekick and protege.  All Shay knows, though, is that the director told her "dress pretty casually, like you were just going to be hanging out with some of your girlfriends,” so the Pretty Little Liars star selects a halter-top and a denim miniskirt with some simple sandals.  She is unaware of how the director is putting every actress he interviews through a special physical challenge to see if she has what he's looking for.

When Shay gets to the interview, the director's office is a large room with a big gym-type mat on the floor to one side.  The director tells her bluntly "before I talk with you, I want you to wrestle Guy, my intern, for five minutes or so.”  Shay is startled--she's never encountered a request like this--but she knows this is a part she's been dreaming of, so she doesn't hesitate, not even to protest that she can't be expected to wrestle in a miniskirt.  She slips off her sandals and gets out on the mat.

Although Shay is a self-described "girly-girl" who loves fashion and dressing up, her secret desire is to get a big action role, and she'll do whatever it takes.  She figures that the only way she'll get the part is if she can beat Guy, so she holds nothing back.  The minute he steps out on the mat, she comes right at him, diving under his guard to tackle him at the knees and take him to his back.  Shay is young, fairly athletic, and in great shape, and she doesn't give Guy even a second's respite.  She is all over him and won't let him off his back.  Guy struggles for about half a minute before she gets him pinned.

Guy is startled by Shay's intensity.  She came after him like she was fighting for her life.  Once she pins him, she bounces to her feet and waits for him to get up, much more slowly.  Again she comes straight at him.  Guy manages to get her in a clinch for a little bit, and tries to force her down to the mat, but Shay is a bundle of frantic energy and she slips free from his grip and, again, goes at his legs for a takedown.  This time Guy manages to twist around onto his hands and knees, but can't get up as Shay gets a tight hold on him and starts trying to flip him to his back.  Suddenly Guy lunges at her and goes for her legs, but Shay slips away and he sprawls to the ground.  Shay goes back on the attack again, and this time she gets enough leverage on him to turn him over, sprawling across his chest and getting him into something like a cross body pin.  Guy can't get out and the second round is over.

Guy mouths "no more" to the director, his boss, but the director tells him "one more round."  He gets to his feet again, hoping that Shay is feeling at least half as winded as he is.  But the feisty brunette shows no signs of flagging.  She is still as aggressive as she was when they started, coming right at him, grappling his arms, and tripping him with one of her legs.  Guy manages to pull her down with him and gets a brief spurt of energy, rolling Shay over onto her back, the only time he's managed even that against her.  But that's the extent of his success.  He tries to straddle her but Shay gets her strong legs up and kicks him right off, and as he sprawls onto his back again, she quickly gets him straddled.  He fights for another 30 seconds or so, mostly for pride's sake, before she gets him securely pinned.

Shay has pinned Guy three times, and pretty much owned him.  And even better from the Eurasian beauty's perspective, she gets the part she's after.

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Here's the update, as stated a bit lighter but still some great essays. New story answers in 2v1, 1980-84, 1985-89 and 1990s

http://www.mediafire.com/download/5g935fza2j8bdsu/June+update.zip

Two era polls left, I'll likely create the next one in late july or early august. Thinking of either doing a second 2v1 or a new poll inspired by the two above essays and previous wrestling fictional characters poll. The poll would start with a list of twenty or thirty celebrities followed by a list of action characters who the celebs could conceivably play (example, Ashley Greene - Lara Croft). In order to get that part she'd need to defeat Guy and/ or convince the director she can take on the role. The questions would be more story focused (similar to my original account) and each possible match (wrestling, boxing, MMA) would have it's own line of questions. Of course there'd still be room for essays if you wanted to write your own story. It would be a more intensive poll to create, so let me know if you'd be interested in voting or if you have any suggestions as to celebs/ roles. Thanks!   

[RhodryM]

As always, thanks for the new update.

P.S.--It's Maggie Grace

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Thanks for catching that, five cup difference between the two.

[sleepinbin]

Thinking of either doing a second 2v1 or a new poll inspired by the two above essays and previous wrestling fictional characters poll. The poll would start with a list of twenty or thirty celebrities followed by a list of action characters who the celebs could conceivably play (example, Ashley Greene - Lara Croft). In order to get that part she'd need to defeat Guy and/ or convince the director she can take on the role. The questions would be more story focused (similar to my original account) and each possible match (wrestling, boxing, MMA) would have it's own line of questions. Of course there'd still be room for essays if you wanted to write your own story. It would be a more intensive poll to create, so let me know if you'd be interested in voting or if you have any suggestions as to celebs/ roles. Thanks!   

This is a really interesting idea, and I'd quite like to see it go ahead! How do you plan on matching up the celebs and roles (eg Ashley Greene as Lara Croft seems a bit random to me! )

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I think I over explained it a bit, you'd simply choose a celeb then choose a role for them to play. So if you choose Ashley Greene (or any other celeb) you could choose for her to play Lara Croft, Wonder Woman or one of many other parts.

[sleepinbin]

Ah, I get you now, so it's a list of celebs and then a separate list of roles! That is pretty cool What do you have in mind for each, I'm willing to offer a few suggestions!

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New 2 v 1 poll up, http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/594035

Features teams of Anna Kendrick w Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan w Hillary Duff & Avril Lavigne, Kaley Cuoco w Yvonne Strahovski, the Michalka sisters, Jennifer Lawrence w Elizabeth Olsen, Angelina Jolie w Charlize Theron, Ashley Greene w Kristen Stewart and finally Sara Jean Underwood w Candace Bailey.

Probably not going forward with the celeb/ movie roles idea, wrote a little bit of it but the sheer number of questions is far too many. Otherwise no new essays to post, I'll go back through the old answers and post some good ones here.

[sleepinbin]

Sweet, might do this one for ya

Natalie Dormer/Emilia Clarke and Sarah Hyland/Sophie Turner are definitely the best options in the last question btw

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Game of Thones fan perhaps? I'm in total agreement, though maybe it should be Turner and Dormer, Emilia and Lena Heady. Def have Hyland in there somewhere, she's pretty underrated. If there is a next part the teams aren't set in stone, but the highest votes will get in. I might try to go with more of theme matches. Maybe try to make a couple question 2v2 by adding a male costar, ie Robert Patterson vs Kristen and Ashley. I'll make sure to post any answers I see; with this series in particular I never expect anyone vote on all eight matches, just the ones that seem interesting.

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Haha! Though forget Lena Heady, what you want is Turner/Dormer and Clarke with Hannah Murray, who plays Gilly - way hotter irl than in the show!

Theme matches and male co-stars teaming up with the guy are both good ideas IMO.

I'll try to answer a few when I'm less flooded with work

[sleepinbin]

Stuck one in for you there with a few answers on it

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Thanks sleepinbin, fantastic answers! Can't imagine a better result then being ko'd by Anna Kendrick. The 2 v 1 has now been officially approved, so no more "safe" gate.

*Also thanks to BandGB for the Kaley & Yvonne story at the bottom, love the locker room concept!*

Boxing Anna Kendrick & Scarlett Johansson:

The guy is getting increasingly desperate for a win at this stage, and figures that two tiny ladies are his best chance of getting that, so he challenges them. The glee with which they agree probably should have tipped him off that this won't be a walk in the park...

The guy starts off trying to use his reach to keep the girls at bay, and is initially successful, though they elude all but a few glancing blows. However, it soon becomes clear that he can't hold off two quick, agile ladies for long, as they duck under and between his punches and work his soft belly, each one coming from a different side, dancing around on their toes. Within minutes he is disorientated and exhausted, hunching trapped in the corner of the ring as both girls hammer him in his now bruised and bloody face.

Scarlett cracks him with an uppercut that leaves him hanging from the ropes, then smiles and winks at Anna. The guy looks up through his black eyes, just in time to see Anna step up and smash a right hook into his jaw, knocking his mouthguard clean across the ring in a trail of blood and spit. The guy keels forward, his face landing on Anna's feet. Scarlett steps over, places the sole of one foot on the guy's swollen cheek, puts her arms around Anna's waist and the the two ladies share a passionate, triumphant kiss.

Street Fight vs Kristen Stewart & Ashley Greene

The guy tries to jump Kristen at a film premiere, hoping to break her skinny body. Ashley joins in to help her out.

The guy is immediately hip tossed to the ground by Kristen and finds himself in an armbar as Ashley stomps all over him. He screams in pain as Kristen extends her hips and makes his elbow snap. He is then dragged to his feet, and kneed viciously in the stomach by Kristen as Ashley punches him in the back of the head.

The two women slap the groggy, winded guy between them like a tennis ball, too distracted by the agony in his arm and dazed by the slaps to recover, until a vicious one from Kristen sends him to the floor, completely out of it. Both women slip off their high heels and pose for the paparazzi over him, with Kristens' foot in his mouth and Ashley's on his hard cock.

Kick Boxing Sara Jean Underwood & Candace Bailey

The guy is down at the gym and seeing himself outlift the two TV hosts, convinces himself he can take them.

It's a massacre, pure and simple, both girls slam him with vicious kicks to the legs, body and head. In less than a minute he is sobbing for mercy and begging to be put out of his misery.

Sara obliges the guy by smashing him with a nose-crushing, tooth removing front kick that sends him crashing to the canvas. She then sits on his face while Candace straddles his chest, bicep posing for the applauding gym-goers.

Street Fight vs Kaley Cuoco & Yvonne Strahovski

Kaley and Yvonne are work out buddies and they're showering after their workout in what is supposed to be a private gym. The guy is peeping in on them and trying to steal their underwear. They catch him and decide to teach him a lesson.

They're both faster and more athletic than him so they take him down pretty quickly. They beat on him a little bit, but they're more interested in humiliating him than anything. They tie him to a locker room bench with a towel, force him to smell their sweaty gym clothes and shove their gym shorts in his mouth, saying "this is what you wanted, right?" Then they rip off his clothes and slap his bare skin with their towels. 

They both scissor him, promising to let him go when he starts crying. Finally he does, but they keep going anyway until he's unconscious.

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Heads up, no new csv update this month, all the new answers from past month have been posted above.

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Couple more great answers!

Vs Kendall Jenner

Kendall wears a tank top and cutoffs as she gets into a street fight at the park in front of a small crowd. She proves to be a little stronger than you and points and laughs at you. She wins a dominate victory, a ko via punch out. After she knocks you out she laughs and mocks your crying saying "I never fought somebody as wimpy as you ya fucking pussy" She slaps you until you cry, forces you to admit you're weaker than her and finally lifts you up by the hair, she mocks you as you cried than tackles you in a breast smother; she laughs as your tears stain her skin. You suffer broken and bruised bones, are a crying knocked out mess in need of medical attention. When asked about the fight, Kendall Laughs and mocks his crying again.

Vs Emma Stone

Emma wears an athletic top and cutoffs as she gets into a street fight at the park. She's a lot stronger than you and makes fun of your body. She dominates you, Lots of punches and kicks to your body and some vicious ground and pound causing you to scream for mercy, along with a lot of squeezing and smothering you to tears! She puts you out with a long facesit after savagely beating you up bad in front of people watching her make you cry and scream out loud. Making you admit that she's stronger and tougher than you by a mile! She slaps you until you cry then gets you in a reverse face sit knocking you out cold. She flexes her biceps. You suffer broken and bruised bones, are a crying knocked out mess in need of medical attention.