Results from my Misterpoll account

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Here's a couple answers from the collaborative poll by sleepinbin, ass kicked by girls and me
http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/595246

Also I'm remaking/ resubmitting my new era poll (1975-79) minus tongue in cheek mortal kombat options as it was put in limited interest, any feedback for the remade poll is welcome, and I'll make sure all answers, not just essays are moved to the final approved version, and of course post essays here.
http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/596037

Male victory:

The guys were tossing a frisbee around at the park and the girls were out for a walk and asked if they could join in.  After a little while Tim and Rob start spontaneously wrestling for the frisbee, and suddenly Kim says "Hey, don't leave us out of the fun," and the competitive Ashley says "we should have girls against guys wrestling."  And so they do.  They all agree to wrestle three rounds, with everyone rotating opponents each round so that each of the girls wrestles each of the guys once.

In the first round, Emma faces off against Tim, Kim tries to take Rob down while Ashley takes on David.  Ashley vs. David is over quickly, as the blonde actress is pinned by her much larger opponent in less than 30 seconds.  Kim makes the mistake of trying to go straight at Rob, and although she puts up quite a struggle, Rob is able to use his size to force her to her back and she can't get out.  Meanwhile, the light and slender Emma gives Tim a hard fight.  They are still wrestling hard after both of the other matches are decided.  Emma gets on top for a bit but can't get Tim securely pinned.  He gets out and flips Emma to her back but can't get her either.  They go rolling over and over across the grass for nearly a minute, neither one able to stay on top.  Finally they stop rolling with Emma on her back, and Tim manages to pin her.  Both of them are gasping for air when they get to their feet.

In the second round, Ashley wrestles Tim, Emma goes up against Rob, while Kim tries to pin the much taller and heavier David.  Again, David has little trouble with his female opponent, forcing Kim to the grass and wrapping her into a cradle pin.  Emma, exhausted from her struggle in the first round, is unable to give Rob much competition, and she's also pinned pretty quickly.  Meanwhile, Ashley goes after Tim and tackles him to the grass right from the start.  He manages to get over onto his stomach and Ashley has to try to turn him.  It takes her a little while but she flips him over and pins him.

For the third round, Emma gamely faces off with David, Ashley goes up against Rob and Kim battles Tim.  David, once again, has a fairly easy time with the still-tired Emma, pinning her with little trouble.  Kim and Tim lock up and try to overpower each other in a battle of raw strength.  Tim seems to have the advantage at first, but his first two matches have worn him down and when fatigue sets in, Kim is able to slowly force him to his knees, and then over onto his back for a pin.  Meanwhile, Ashley gives Rob a real battle.  Although he outweighs her by 40 pounds she holds her own on sheer determination.  For nearly two minutes they go back and forth, first one then the other with the advantage.  The intense fight takes its toll on both of them, but the smaller Ashley is the one who finds herself at a disadvantage.  Rob gets her straddled firmly and she can't get free.  She struggles for almost a minute before admitting defeat.

The men win by an overall score of 7-2.

Female Victory:

The three guys boisterously interrupt the filming of a movie starring Emma, Kim and Ashley. On the third ruined take Ashley, in character as an ass kicking badass tells security to leave them for her to deal with. Emma and Kim also angered by the interruptions join in, stalking toward their prey.

Ashley opens the fight by sucker punching the biggest guy, David and leaps on his for the takedown. Kim follows suit, charging into and shoving Rob to the ground while Emma just stares down Tim as he tries to back away, he moves to flee but Emma chases after him as Ashley secures David in a schoolgirl pin and being raining blows into his face making him cry for mercy. Meanwhile Kim has pinned Rob under her ass, his arms and body splayed out under her unmoving. Kim giggles to herself as she begins bouncing up and down on his face.

Tim round a nearby building as he checks behind him. No Emma. He breaths a heavy sigh of relief, only to hear Emma clear her throat behind him. Terrified he slowly turns to meet her smirk as she axe kicks him in the head putting him down. Tim tries to scramble away but Emma quickly gets ontop and the two engage in a test of strength, Tim pushing up from the ground and Emma smiling as she uses her weight to quickly pin him. she lands hard on Tim's chest knocking the wind out of him, she turns around, going for the reverse face sit as Tim's last sight isn't Emma ass towering over him, But Kim and Ashley standing near him laughing as they each drag the bodies of Rob and David behind them. 

Ashley tosses David on his butt against a dumpster, he wakes up screaming in pain only for ashley to shut him up with a heel to the face. Emma hasn't left her throne as Kim holds Rob by the hair making him sign a release form. As it turns out the director has decided to use footage of the girls kicking ass as each one in turn beats their their victim into signing a release form. 

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Here's a good one from the new era poll, male victory over Emmanuelle Chriqui:

Emmanuelle is working out at the gym when she notices Guy staring at her.  She tries to ignore him but when he gives her a big wolf whistle she has had enough and goes over and gets in his face.  As they exchange taunts, Emmanuelle gives Guy a couple of pokes and shoves to the chest and matters start to escalate.  A man working out on the machine next to them tells them to "either knock it off or take it out on the mat and fight it out."  They're both still worked up so they decide to take his suggestion and wrestle.

Emmanuelle is very fit, in better shape than Guy, and reasonably athletic.  But she doesn't have any specific training in wrestling or any kind of fighting--she is going entirely on instinct.  Guy has 40 pounds and a sizable edge on her in upper body strength, and he has a little bit of wrestling experience.  The lovely actress gives Guy a hard time, trying to wear him down enough that she can pin him, but in the end his size advantage is too much for her.

After a struggle of at least five minutes, Guy and Emmanuelle are both getting tired, but Guy manages to get the slim actress on her back and straddle her, and she doesn't have the energy to twist free.  He pins her wrists to the mat and holds her down. He holds her there until she admits defeat, leaving her embarrassed and completely out of breath.

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Michelle Rodriguez wears a bikini and cutoffs as she defeats guy in a hard battle!

When they're playing ultimate frisbee at a big picnic/party, Guy and Michelle accidentally get tangled with each other when they both jump into the air to go for the frisbee, and end up falling to the grass, one atop the other.  Guy enjoys it, and for the rest of the frisbee match he takes every chance he gets to initiate "incidental" contact with the lovely Latina actress.  Eventually he gets daring and actually tackles Michelle as they are running after the frisbee.  As she lies on the grass with Guy on her back, Michelle mutters "so you want to wrestle," and immediately starts twisting in Guy's grip, to turn and attack him.  Within seconds the frisbee players call the game off to watch the wrestling match that has suddenly broken out.

Although Michelle is smaller than Guy, giving away nearly 40 pounds, she's very fit and far stronger than most women her size.  Plus, she loves a good scrap and she only knows one way to fight--all out.  Guy tries to hold her down but she's too quick and wiry for him.  Within less than half a minute he finds himself almost totally on the defensive.  Guy tries to put his size and weight advantage to use, and manages to get Michelle down to her back a couple of times, but he can't secure her for a pin.  Michelle has to work hard to get her bigger opponent down, but eventually she gets him on his back and firmly straddled.

Michelle straddles Guy and holds him down, defeating every attempt he makes to escape.  She keeps saying "who's stronger" and won't let him up until he admits that she is.

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Good news, approved version of the 1975-79 poll is live on Misterpoll's celebrity front page,

http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/596245

Bad news, somehow it's been listed as "Mixed Wrestling/ Fighting Celebrities Born in 1975-79 > Main Launch"

Oh well. I'm just gonna leave it as is. I'll begin transferring all the answers over form the old version to the new one. 

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Great answer from ass kicked by girls

Vs Paula Patton

Paula wears a bikini as she takes on the guy at a resort. She laughs at him and starts a fight because she thinks the guy has been following her around the resort. She laughs at his pathetic attempts to get away from her. "Where you think your going pussy" as she tackles him to she ground and pounds him hard and he begins to cry out for" no more please" she tells him to shut up and threatens to break his neck with her legs. She sits on his face laughing at his sobbing under her ass as she pounds his ribs and stomach with her ankle. She says " your lucky I wore my red bikini and not my white one, at least your blood matches it, otherwise you'd be paying dearly for that you fucking pussy! Paula lifts him up by the hair, she mocks him as he cries than tackles him in a breast smother; she laughs as his tears stain her skin. He's left with bruised, broken bones, a crying mess in need of medical attention.

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Vs Ines Sainz wearing an athletic top and tights at a private resort.

She lures him to her room because she wants to beat someone up. She punches, knees, kicks and puts him through various submission holds as well as takedowns.  She puts him through some vicious head and body scissors causing him to scream out submissions,  as well as endure intense ground and pound and smoothers from her breasts and ass. At one point she drags him out into the hallway by his hair to show a couple of other girls how bad she has beat him up crying and begging her to stop, the girls laugh and film it with their phones. She mocks him constantly and tells him how much of a pathetic wimp he is and that she is gonna lock him in the bathroom so she can beat him up again later on.

She has him barley able to stay upright on his knees crying and begging for her mercy right before she lands a swift right shin kick making him collapse in a heap of broken bones and tears. Then she proceeds to ride his face of tears and broken nose until he's completely out and done!

He's left with broken and bruised bones, a knocked out crying mess in need of medical attention. Later when asked about the incident Ines says "I had to let some pussy know that he picked the wrong girl to stalk"

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Another one from ass kicked by girls, Vs Charlize Theron, followed by a great back and forth fight Vs. Keri Russell

Charlize wears lingerie and fights the guy in a private resort. She beats him up really bad with lots of strikes and some intense submission holds like standing, front and reverse headscissors as well as some brutal triangle chokes and intense smothering making him cry out and scream for her to release him out of her death grip scissors and screaming out submission while being grinded down to tears under her firm athletic ass. All the while making him suffer even more with some hard knees to his body and switch kicks to his head and standing and his face with her full body weight laughing at his thrashing and crying!

She has him on the hotel balcony in a standing head scissor pulling his hair while squeezing and constricting her legs as he cries and begs for her mercy as as she smiles and waves to people that have gathered below witnessing her savage destruction of her weaker opponent! Charlize lifts him up by the hair, she mocks him as he cries than tackles him in a breast smother; she laughs as his tears stain her skin. He's left knocked out, a crying mess with broken and bruised bones in need of medical attention.

Vs. Keri Russell in a halter top and jean shorts

They're at a barbecue at a park, and some of the men, Guy in particular, are getting a bit physical in their flirting.  When Guy swats one of Keri's friends on her rump, Keri has had enough and says "do you want to try that with someone who will fight back?"  The verbal taunts start flying and before long the two of them are moving out on some open grass to wrestle.

Guy is taller, stronger and heavier than Keri, but the lithe actress is in better condition and her dedication to dance over the years has left her incredibly limber.  To Guy's surprise, Keri also knows a few wrestling moves, in particular how to get out of a lot of holds.  Guy is the aggressor through most of the fight--he finds that he can generally take Keri to the ground any time he can get her locked up.  However, she is so flexible that she's next to impossible to pin--just when Guy thinks he has her secured, Keri finds a way to get free.  Keri for her part wants to win the match, but Guy is just too big for her--she manages to get him off balance a few times and take him to his back, but he's strong enough to power out of any pin she tries.

After a battle of 7-8 minutes, both Guy and Keri are exhausted.  Neither one wants to be the first one to ask to stop, but one of Keri's male friends tells them "Come on, you two, you know neither one of you is going to win this.   Shake hands and call it a draw.  It's time to eat."  So they do.  Keri, however, finds that she has impressed everyone there by holding her own with a much larger, male opponent.  She has a smile on her face the rest of the afternoon.

They are both worn to a frazzle.

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New October update lots of new fantastic essays in the era polls, I'll try to post more of them this week.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/q1j605x9w9ltzdx/oct+update.zip

edit: also check out the results from the collaborative poll from sleepinbin, ass kicked by girls and myself here:

http://www.mediafire.com/download/5i11i0jaix3ihwu/3v3.csv

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Great update--some good new stories.

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Couple more great answers today, first Lindsey Shaw dominates followed by a close male victory over Chrissy Teigen!

Vs. Lindsey Shaw in a tank top and jeans

Lindsey comes down to her private pool to find you standing there which really startles her. "Hey how the hell did u get in here!" she yells, you are startled as well, because you were invited to this property by a girl you met at a club the night before for a party. You tell her "am I at the wrong place? I was invited here" you try to explain to her. "Bullshit" she snaps back! You were here to rob and attack me weren't you, your that bastard in the news that is wanted for attacking and robbing vulnerable women aren't you?" No no u don't understand I.."you reply your voice cracks from the nervous energy going through your body as this girl has the look of fury in her eyes. " I'm gonna fuck your shit up! You understand that?" She says with a stern gaze. "What..wha.."I'm gonna fuck you up I said you can understand that can't you" again with her eyes burning a hole through you, she has you backing up and nervous as hell.  She shoves you back you trip over a flower pot. She pounces on you securing a side headlock and starts punching you in the face rapidly,  you panic and start to pry her hand away but she has her headlock on you synced tightly.

You grab the back pocket of her jeans and try to get leverage to shove her off you. But she hip tosses you to the ground then kicks you and punches you in the head as you get up to your feet. Your heart is beating rapidly your fear intensifies. "Scared pussy" she says with a look of determination while whipping her ponytail back. You are scared you cant even form words to reply. The young brunette smirks and  stalks you down slowly and lands a hard low kick to your leg followed by a right to the cheek and left to your four head putting you back on the ground in a daze. "Come on get up wimp and stand with me, see how long you can last"  you slowly get to your feet and trying to think of a way to get out of there . You turn and try to make a run for it but lindsey is wise to that and quickly grabs the back of your head and secures a rear choke hold and pulls you back towards the ground. She has it synched tightly and starts punching you hard in the kidneys with her other fist. She has you coughing and quickly gets you in a standing headscissor and squeezes with all her might while pulling your head up by your hair! The denim from her jeans is burning your cheeks so bad it feels like your face is on fire and your eyes are about to explode out of your head! "Scared bitch?" she says while crushing you head" finally she releases you and you collapse to the ground she gets you in another rear choke while securing a body scissor putting you through some more misery!  You panic and thrash because you can't breath and you felt a rib break on her last constriction.  "Plea..s.e let me go." you are barely able to say. "what's that pussy? You want me to let go?" She stands up stomps you and kicks you in the head and punches you hard a few times in the face pulls you up by the hair and throws you into some lawn chairs and into the corner of the fence. Your fear is intense now! the pain is throbbing through your body your rib is broken and your jaw could be too!  Your nose and mouth are bleeding.

"Its to fucking hot for jeans and a shirt" lindsey grips as she begins to remove her shirt and pants revealing a tight bikini!  The young brunette walks towards you smiling and punching her fist into her left palm a few times "ok pussy lets party!" She says smiling radiantly! Your fear explodes out of your mind as you realize she is far from done with you "No please don't no more please!" You scream! She says "shut up wimp" and kicks you in the face making you fall back and losing a couple teeth. She mounts you and begins beating the ever living shit out of you bad! Punches, elbows palm strikes the  works! She lands most of her shots clean and never striking the same spot twice.  Your eyes are beginning to swell all you can see is the fierce look on her face as you lay there knowing this young girl has you at her mercy and is just completely dominating you in every sense of the word. "Get up pussy " she demands as she pulls you up by your hair again and begins to drag you by the hair and knees you a few times as well as punching you! She drags you around for at least a minute as you begin to lose it and break down crying! She then throws you into some more lawn chairs and stands above you with her hands on her hips breathing a little heavy and smiling at your misery that she inflicted listening to you ball your eyes out and beg for mercy!

You lay there and see the bikini clad  brunette standing over you with the sweat glistening on her body sizing you up for some more, but all you can feel is pain and fear erupting inside you! Please no please no pleas no please no more please!, STOP!!! Is all you can say to your superior female attacker!  She stands over you puts her foot forcefully on your face and shoves your skull into the ground and turns around and parks her perfect ass onto your face to shut you up! You begin to cough and cry but to no avail she can barely hear you now. "OH yeah cry and scream pussy I love when pussies like you are screaming under my ass! She says while undoing her ponytail and running her fingers through her hair while grinding her ass all over your battered face!

She reaches over and gets her phone out of her bag. She stands up turns you on your stomach and sits on your back and gets you in a camel clutch your barely conscious and sobbing. She holds onto you with her right hand under your chin and the phone in the other pulling your head back. "Now say to the camera who kicked your ass today" you cry and slur "you did" she says "and what am I pussy? Come on you can say it" you slur out "a...a....g.i.rl..." "that's right a GIRL! I didn't me to stump you with a hard question wimp! Now say to the world a girl did this to me" you can barely find the words as you are so spent from the beating she gave you but u somehow muster up " a girl did this to...m..e! "VERY GOOD YOU LITTLE PUSSY BOY!! Just think of the headlines, creep celeb attacker broken down and destroyed by sitcom actress!! This is going on my website in a minute!" She says as she lets your head drop into a puddle of your blood and tears!

She throws you in the pool to rinse you off as neighbors can see her dragging you out! On second thought I think I'm gonna wait till tonight to post it on my site. I want to torment and beat you up some more and get your pathetic little bitch begging on film! She picks you up and hosts you over her shoulder and carries you up to her room. All you can do is cry and whimper and watch her perfect ass and feet carry you up the stairs to her room. She gets to her room and throws you into a empty closet with fresh pink carpet and locks you in. Here you go bitch boy, rest up in there for a few hours and when I get back I can pick up where I left off and beat your fucking ass all over this room with cameras in ever corner ready to record and go onto the web! All you can do is lay in there and cry about the pain you're in and be scared to death about what the young  actress is gonna do to you later when she gets back! You flat out bawl at the thought of another beating  by the hands of this girl and the fact she's gonna film it for all your friends and family/ the world to see!

You're left with broken, bruised bones, a knocked out crying mess in need of medical attention and emotionally wrecked!

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Modified the October update post to include results from the 3vs3 poll, check it out!

Vs. Chrissy Teigen in a bikini

At a beach party, Chrissy has challenged a couple of the men there to play "mercy" with her--where you lock hands with your opponent and try to bend their wrists back to get them to submit.  After she beats a couple of male opponents--although it looks to some people like at least one of them let her win--she challenges Guy.  They lock hands and start and after a little bit Guy starts to get Chrissy's wrists bent back.  To get some leverage, the model starts to shift her feet--which you aren't allowed to do.  Rather than complain that she's cheating, Guy says "okay, do you want to wrestle instead?" and Chrissy nods in agreement.

Chrissy is slender and not all that strong but she's quick and competitive and holds her own with Guy surprisingly well.  While he takes her to the sand at the start of the match she gets out of being pinned, and for the next minute or so the lovely Eurasian model gives Guy fits as he can't get a good grip on her and she keeps getting him off balance and almost down.  Finally Chrissy does manage a takedown on Guy--but he gets a hold on her as she does and pulls the long-legged beauty down by his side.  On the ground Guy proves to be the better wrestler--he gets a tight hold on Chrissy as they're lying side by side and starts trying to work her into a pin position.  Chrissy struggles furiously to get out of his grasp, but he never loses hold of her, although he has to shift his grip as she twists in his arms--switching from a bearhug around her midriff to wrapping his arms tightly around her bare legs, etc.  It takes Guy a while to get Chrissy pinned, as the model has a lot of fight in her, but he does. Guy works Chrissy on to her back and gets on top of her for a very tight grapevine pin.

Guy pins Celeb and holds her to the ground until she admits defeat, then tickles her until she cries from laughter.

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Thanks to ass kicked for this! Vs Torrie Wilson in a bikini at the beach

Torrie has no trouble at all beating you up bad in front of others on the beach. She land lots of hard punches and knees to your body and face busting you open multiple times and gets you in some extremely painful wrestling holds breaking and crushing ribs and other bones leaving you in a world of hurt and agony which she enjoys to the fullest!  She especially loved hearing you scream for your life when she had you breaking down and weeping under the power of her ass and legs!

She says "come on and fight me u fucking pussy ass wimp" when she drops you with a punch combo and stomps you for good measure as you lay on the beach crying and begging her for mercy! "I didn't come her today to build sand castles I came her to beat up pussy boys like and show all these young girls on the beach what a real woman can do to a pathetic wimp like you" The fight ends when she sits on your face until she no longer hears your pathetic screams or sobbing!

She forces you to admit you're weaker than her and uses you as her slave. The fight ends with you suffering broken, bruised bones leaving you crying, knocked out and in need of medical attention.

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Another fantastic essay, VS Jaqueline Carvalho, a famous Brazilian volleyball player.

Guy is at a picnic in the park and someone has invited several women he doesn't know.  When he starts trying to roughhouse with one of them as a way of flirting, he is suddenly grabbed from behind.  He turns to find himself looking--looking up, that is--at a very tall, very lovely Latina with gorgeous long raven hair, wearing a t-shirt and short athletic shorts.  He remembers that she was introduced as "Jackie" or something like that.  "You want to try that with me, little man?" the tall brunette asks. 

Guy gives her a little shove to the shoulder, to show her that he doesn't back down from a woman, even one who is taller than him.  "If you want to wrestle, you're on," he says.  He figures that she probably doesn't know anything about wrestling and he'll be able to take her.

"Okay, let's do it," says the long-legged beauty.  They move out to an open stretch of grass, and Jaqueline whips her t-shirt off to wrestle in a sports bra and her shorts.

Guy is right in thinking that the volleyball player he's facing off with has no wrestling experience.  He's wrong about it meaning that he will win.  Jaqueline is an incredibly athlete and although Guy has a few pounds on her, she is stronger than him.  He is able to use his (modest) wrestling skills to give her a few hard moments, and even to pin her once--he gets under her guard, wraps his arms around her long legs and tackles her to her back, quickly straddling her for a pin.  But the second time he manages to get her down like that, she figures out how to bridge out of his pin attempt.  Other than that one moment of triumph, Guy is on the losing end of things.  Jaqueline pins him five times, while he gets only the single pin.

Jaqueline gets Guy in a simple straddle pin, and holds his wrists down with one hand--by this time he's too worn out to resist--while she slaps his face over and over with her free hand and won't let him up for several minutes.

Only after Guy has been thoroughly owned does anyone bother to tell him about who, exactly, he's been wrestling with--a star Olympic athlete and multiple gold medal winner in volleyball.

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Couple things, first me sleepinbin and AKG have a newer collaborative poll here: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/597058 it features Scarlett Johansson, Anna Kendrick and Kat Dennings.

Also I don't think anyone here was a fan of the Britney Spears tag team polls, I think that was the others... but I launched part 3 here: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/597475 if you were a fan of those polls it might be worth checking out, it has teams of Beyonce w Katy Perry, Sandra Bullock w Kidman, Anna Kendrick w Ashley Greene ect.

Been too long since I posted any of the fantastic essays, here's a great back and forth with Rachael Leigh Cook!

The sassy Rachael turns out to be one of the only girls at a mostly male picnic/barbecue at a park.  When the men start some wrestling matches, the little brunette actress starts insisting on "not being left out of the fun."  When Guy chuckles at her, she says "come one, don't be chicken about wrestling a girl," and starts to try to drag him out to the grass for a match.  A couple of the other men there tease him a bit about being "chicken" and so he wrestles with Rachael.

They arm wrestle and Rachael loses with each arm, but she doesn't go down without a struggle--the scream she lets out each time her arm is forced to the picnic table shows how hard she is trying.

Rachael is small and not known for being a super-athletic type, and she's never had any roles where she did a huge amount of fight training.  What she is, however, is extremely competitive--she is as ferocious as a wolverine defending its turf.  She gives Guy a much harder time than he was expecting--but in the end she doesn't have quite enough to take him.  She actually pins Guy in two out of the first four falls, but by that time Guy has figured out what kind of moves will work best against his feisty little opponent, and he pins her two straight times in the final two rounds to win by a 4-2 score.

Rachael is a motor-mouth, constantly taunting and yapping as she wrestles.  A lot of the time her trash-talk is almost hilarious--she seems to like to say "that's not fair" every time Guy manages to, quite fairly, use his size advantage against her and take her down.  At times, if she's really fighting to get out of a pin or something, Rachael's banter will become simply a lot of grunts and screams as she tries to keep Guy from getting her shoulders down.

Guy pins Rachael with a straddle pin in the final round and holds her arms and shoulders down until she stops trying to fight out of the pin.  After she gives, Guy gets off the exhausted actress and, seemingly, half the other men at the picnic want to be the one to help her to her feet, brush the grass and twigs out of her hair and off of her tank top, etc. Rachael is exhausted from the fight but satisfied that she gave Guy a tough time.

Next up a match against olympic swimmer Franziska van Almsick!

This story is set in the late 1990s, when Franziska van Almsick was still swimming competitively and was in peak physical condition.

At a pool party, Guy notices a tall, gorgeous woman with dark blonde hair who looks like she could be a model.  He joins the group of people around her, and finds they're talking about a recent movie where the female protagonist had beaten up several men in fight scenes.  He makes a remark to the effect that scenes like that are "so unbelievable--a woman couldn't beat a man the same size as her, much less one who was bigger and stronger."  After a few minutes the group starts to break up, and as Guy turns away he feels a poke in his shoulder.  It's the breathtaking blonde--and she's talking to him, with a sexy German accent.  "I heard what you said.  It looks like we're the same size--do you want to try me?"  "What do you mean, try?" Guy asks.  The blonde turns to a friend and says something in German, and her friend tells Guy "Franzi wants to wrestle with you."  Guy can't believe his "luck" that this gorgeous model-type wants to lose a wrestling match with him.  "Sure, let's go out on the lawn over there."

What Guy doesn't know, because he doesn't follow international swimming, is that "Franzi" is Franziska van Almsick, the multiple medal winner in swimming at the 1992 and 1996 Olympics, a world-class athlete in absolutely top condition.

They arm-wrestle at some point in the swim party and Franzi forces Guy's arm to the table after about 30 seconds of struggle. She trash talks, but in German, which Guy can't understand

When Franzi slips off the cover-up she's wearing, Guy gets a glimpse of what he's up against.  Her one-piece swimsuit reveals her broad shoulders and her nicely-tanned, very firmly-muscled arms and legs.  After they arm-wrestle, he writes it off as just luck--she got such a quick start she had his arm halfway down before he started exerting his strength.  He's sure he'll win the main event.

When the two face off and lock up, Guy quickly learns that he's in for a much tougher time than he expected.  Franzi's arms are rock-solid with strength and so are her long legs.  She's also quick on her feet and surprisingly limber.  While she doesn't appear to have a lot of wrestling skill, her sheer athleticism makes it almost impossible for him to get any real advantage.  In the first couple of rounds, Guy is able to use some of the wrestling moves he remembers from being on the JV team in high school to get Franzi in a headlock and take her to the ground, but she's so strong and fit he can't get her pinned.  Each time they end up rolling and scrambling across the grass, with Franzi ending up on top both times, getting Guy pinned once he's out of breath.

In the third round, the two start on their knees, and Franzi is able to get Guy off balance when he lunges at her, and flip him onto his back.  He manages to bridge out and get over onto his stomach, but he can't get the gorgeous swimmer off of him and again, after a minute or so of struggle, he's winded so badly that he can't resist being turned to his back and pinned.

Guy is starting to wear down, but he isn't ready to quit.  He manages to get Franzi to agree to start the next round in the par terre position, with Franzi in the down position ("since you've won the last round," he says).  When they start he quickly gets the inexperienced young woman into a three-quarter nelson hold, which she, of course, is unfamiliar with.  He gets the leggy swimmer over to her back and goes for a pin, but once again she's simply too strong and explosive for him--he can't contain her.  In fact, his attempt at a cradle pin backfires on him--Franzi uses her strong legs to force him over on his back instead.  She then straddles him, pinning him for the fourth time.

Franzi gets Guy straddled and pinned.  Then--she stays there.  Guy can't get the blonde beauty off his chest.  To make matters worse, Guy, who is fond of tickling women after he pins them at wrestling, ends up on the receiving end. Franzi straddles Guy and tickles him until he's crying from laughter.

After the fight She tells the media, jokingly, that she is ready to try a new sport.

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Here are some results from the 3v3 featuring Scarlett Johansson, Anna Kendrick and Kat Dennings, the poll was created by myself, ass kicked by girls and sleepinbin: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/597058



Scarlett and Kat decide to induct Anna into the marvel ass kickers hall of fame by, well having her kick ass. They select three unassuming victims for Anna to practice on...

Scarlett defeats Tim with a Facesit, Rob with a breast smother and David with a neck stomp. Anna defeats Tim with a knee to the jaw, rob with a rear naked choke and David with a facesit. Kat defeats Tim with a headscissor, Rob with a breast smother and David with a grapevine.

Upon finding their victims Scarlett pounches on Tim demonstrating her jiu juitsu skills to Anna as he screams for mercy only for Scarlett to shut him up with her ass. Next Kat uses her voluptuous volume to wrestle David to the ground where she grapevines him under her soft rack until he stops struggle. Anna laughs, certain she has the hang of it punches Rob down then grapples into a rear naked choke putting him out.

The girls take turns beating each guy, making sure to teach Anna every painful and humiliating hold as she tries them out on the outclassed males. The fight ends as Scarlett crushes David's throat beneath her heel, Kat pops Tim's eyes out with a headscissor so fierce it'd make an anaconda jealous and Ann forcible suffocating rob between her glorious globes long after he's out.


Scarlett defats Tim with a sleeperhold, rob with a headscissor, David with a triangle choke. Anna defeats Tim with some ground and pound, Rob with reverse headscissors and David with a head stomp. Kat defeats Tim with an armbar, Rob gets strangled and David gets ground and pound.

The girls make the guys tap out and verbally tap out numerous times and laugh at how easy they were to defeat.


Kat, Scarlett and Anna dominate the guys, laughing as they brutalize and destroy them. Anna has Tim screaming for mercy as she punches in his nose and laughs hysterically at his crying. Kat dances around David flooring him with ballet kicks then suffocates him beneath her soles, his muffled pleas only serving as her entertainment. Scarlett holds Rob by the ears as she pulls him down repeatedly striking him with her knees until he's a bloody ko'd mess. All three girls pose over they're victims before putting them out again with breast smothers. 

Scarlett defeats Tim with headscissors, Rob with headscissors and facesit, David with a triangle choke. Anna defeats Tim with a spinning elbow, Rob with a roundhouse kick to the head and David with a knee to the face. Kat defeats Tim with a piledriver, Rob with a powerbomb and David with bodyscissors.