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Vs Kate Mara - Give thanks to ass kicked by girls for this one!

Kate wears an athletic top and bikini as she gets into a street fight with you at the gym in from of a small handful of  people. Kate is training for a movie role and you rushes her to get done because you want to train. Kate points and laughs at you, she taunts "You want to train you don't even look like you workout at all? Ha I bet I could kick your ass! Wanna find out?"

Kate circles you and says "this isn't even gonna be much of a workout" she shoots in and takes you down easy. She gets the mount position and throws some vicious elbows to your face and a few hammer strikes which cause you to panic, you try and buck her off but she gets you in a body triangle which takes your breath away fast. "No use wimp you're not strong enough to escape my holds" you feel the sharp pain in you ribs and lower back. She punches you a few more times and puts her forearm into your throat. You try to force her arm away but the fiery actress is to strong for you. She then sits on your chest and slips you into a front headscissor. Her thighs feel like they are crushing your skull as she starts laughing at how blue your face is turning "well now do you still think I can't. Kick your ass wimp" "ha ha little pussy boy" " teach you not to mock and rush me out of the gym" she quickly transitions to a reverse facesit and starts pounding your body hard with solid punches breaking some ribs. You start to scream out in pain but your screams are muffled under her ass. She then gets you in a reverse scissor hold and looks back at you and laughs at you " ha you look so scared wimp" huh are you scared?" You scream out yeeessss please stop" and then you feel her thighs constrict again crushing your jaw to its breaking point. "You tapping wimp" " like I give shit pussy keep tapping see if I give a fuck" she then gets you in a armbar which makes you scream out in pain once again but you barely make a sound because of all her squeezing and crushing your neck. She breaks your arm and stands up and pulls you up by the hair and stands you up against the wall with her forearm into your neck she knees you in the body a few Times causing you to sob. "Don't worry wimp it will be over  soon" she says. She steps back and throws a hard right connecting solidly to your battered face dropping you to the floor out cold! "Wow looks like you lost some teeth there buddy" she says laughing as she kicks them away.

She grabs you by the hair and drags you down the stairs to the shower room. You are barely conscious at this point. She drags you into the shower and smacks you upside the head and shoves your head down hard to the floor and kicks you in your side. "Here shower time wimp" you sob some more. She turns on the shower leaving you a broken crying wreck. "Still think a girl can't kick your ass" she says with a chuckle. "Better get that arm in a cast soon pussy" " I'll even autograph it for you" she says laughing as she walks out heading towards the womens shower room. Your left with broken and bruised bones, a crying mess in need of medical attention


Here's the first part of an awesome series where Guy puts on an Andy Kaufman - esque show:

Guy has a gig where he does an Andy Kaufman impersonation routine, and part of it is where, as Andy used to do, he challenges any woman in the audience to come down to the stage and wrestle with him.  He's gotten used to having no takers, but one day the rather small but very feisty Eliza Dushku steps forward to take him on.

Eliza wears a spaghetti strap top and white cut offs, confident in herself she shadow boxes and flexes her muscles.

The rules of the challenge are that Eliza has ten minutes to pin Guy to a five count.  If she can't pin him within that time, he wins.  Also, if he pins her three times before the ten minutes are up, he wins.  Eliza kicks off her flip-flops and gets out on the mat with Guy.

The two start circling on the mat, and Guy suddenly lunges at Eliza for a tackle.  She sidesteps him and when he falls to his knees she attacks from the side, and is surprised at how quickly she gets Guy over onto his back.  But as she tries to move in for a pin, Guy traps her between his legs, pulls her down on his chest, and rolls over so that Eliza is on her back, and she's pinned at the count of five.

They get to their feet and Eliza is a bit more cautious this time, dancing about on her bare feet to try to avoid getting Guy get a hold on her or grappler her closely.  But when he starts taunting her, her fiery temper gets the better of her and she comes right at him, trying to get position to trip one of his legs.  But Guy sprawls, and then uses his weight to force the smaller Eliza to the mat again.  Guy keeps a tight grip on Eliza and after a short tussle on the ground, rolls her up into a tight pin.

It's less than three minutes into the match and Eliza has been pinned twice--one more and she's lost.  She gets to her feet and again starts dancing around the mat, trying to come up with a way to turn the match in her favor and get Guy pinned.  Guy keeps lunging at her and she has to move quickly to keep out of his grasp.  His continued taunting is distracting her, too.  He dives at her legs again, she tries to slip away, but he grabs a foot and upends her, clamping onto one of her slender legs.  She twists and rolls on the mat, kicking  with her free leg all the time, trying to get away from Guy and back on her feet, but he doesn't lose his grip, and her frantic exertions wear Eliza down.

As Eliza tires, Guy gets ahold of her other leg as well and twists the girl into a cradle pin.  The count of five comes quickly and Eliza is defeated. Guy humiliates Eliza when he does a mocking victory dance. Eliza is humiliated at her poor showing.

[sleepinbin]

Brilliant stuff! People only seem to be posting maledom (ick) on my polls of late, glad you're getting some quality

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As long as it's playful and not aggressive or violent I don't have any issue with maledom, and so far the stories I've got are very well written. Although I do prefer it the other way around I can't complain about receiving quality answers. But I totally hear where you're coming from:) Are the CSVs or any of the answers on your end worth posting?

Also just put up the 1985 - 89 poll here: http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/590808

It's awaiting approval so it'll ask you to disable safe mode; I'll try to post some new answers later tonight or early am tomorrow!

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Next Part of Any Kaufman series, Vs Alessandra Ambrosio in a tank top and short shorts.

Guy is once again doing his Andy Kaufman impersonation show, and when he makes his challenge to any woman watching to come down to the stage and wrestle him, Alessandra Ambrosio decides to take him on.

The rules of the challenge are, once again, that Alessandra has ten minutes to pin Guy to a five count.  If she can't pin him within that time, he wins.  Also, if he pins her three times before the ten minutes are up, he wins.

Alessandra is trim and fit and works out in the gym a lot, but she has no real wrestling or fighting experience, despite her capoeira training.  She proves to be very naive in how she wrestles.  Because she's the same height as Guy and can match his reach, and because he doesn't look like he works out or is especially strong, she makes the error of thinking that his 50 pound or so weight advantage is meaningless, and repeatedly she tries to take him on straight up, strength against strength.  This proves disastrous for the lovely Brazilian model.

As the match begins Alessandra's inexperience shows right away--she has to ask for a timeout after only about 15 seconds, when Guy gets her in a clinch and she realizes that her sandals give her lousy footing--she stops to take them off and wrestle barefoot.  As soon as they resume, Guy locks up with her again, and goes through a very straightforward process of overpowering her.  He forces the slim model backwards almost to the edge of the mat, then to her knees, then all the way to her back, never loosening his tight grip on her, unaffected by her ineffective struggles.  He then straddles her and pins her for a five count.  It takes him less than a minute.

Guy realizes that the lightweight Alessandra is no match for him, so he takes his time getting the two additional pins to finish their match.  He doesn't give her any real chances to win, but he doesn't go 100% either, to prolong his fun a little.  Instead, two times in a row, he locks up with the slender brunette, gradually forces her to the ground, rolls on the mat with her for half a minute or so, and then works her long, trim body into a tight pin.  Alessandra tries everything she can to get Guy on his back and get him pinned, but she doesn't know any effective skills or moves, and she keeps trying to outmuscle the much heavier and stronger Guy, which simply results in the Brazilian beauty being overpowered.

Alessandra is losing so badly that it would have been silly for her to taunt Guy.  Guy, of course, is impersonating Andy Kaufman, so taunts are part of the show for him.
Guy pins Alessandra three times well before the ten minutes are up, so he wins the challenge, just as he did against Eliza Dushku.  Alessandra is red with embarrassment by the end--humiliated by her terrible showing in front of hundreds of people including some of her friends.

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Next in Kuafman saga, Vs Sarah Lancaster in a spaghetti strap top and jean shorts. Next CSV results will be posted next week!

At Guy's latest Andy Kaufman impersonation show, Sarah Lancaster becomes the third opponent who accepts his wrestling challenge.

As with the previous challenges, the rules are that Sarah has ten minutes to pin Guy for a five count.  If the ten minutes expire, he wins.  He can also win by pinning Sarah three times, for a five count, before the ten minutes are up.

Sarah doesn't have the action girl rep of Yvonne Strahovski, her TV costar, but she proves to be strong and fit, giving Guy a harder time than in his first two contests impersonating Kaufman (Eliza Dushku and Alessandra Ambrosio).  The two begin the match by circling for a few seconds, then locking up.  Guy tries to force Sarah down to her knees by using his weight but she is strong enough to resist.  He then forces her into a side headlock and tries to trip her, but she gets ahold of his leg as he does so and they both go down.  They tussle on the mat for a bit, neither able to get a clear advantage.  Sarah seems in trouble when she ends up on her back for a bit but she kicks Guy off strongly and scrambles to her feet.

The two keep at it, both plainly willing to close in and lock up with the other, but neither one able to get a decisive edge for a while.  Sarah gets Guy off balance once and takes him to his back, but he gets out before she can get him pinned.  Guy gets Sarah down a time or two, but as before, she uses her strong legs to kick him off.  After they've been going for 3 or 4 minutes, Guy feigns losing his footing a bit and drops to a knee, luring Sarah in close, only to wrap his arms around her bare legs and take her to the mat.  Keeping her dangerous legs in a tight grip, he twists her into a pin that she doesn't have the skill to get out of, and at the count of five she is pinned.

They get to their feet and resume the match.  For the next 4 minutes or so things remain quite even between them, as before.  If anything, Sarah is doing a little bit better, as Guy only takes her down once and she escapes with little trouble.  As the time starts to count down, Sarah begins to get more aggressive, as she wants to win and senses that Guy is getting winded.  When they lock up she suddenly uses a judo-style throw to take him to the mat.  Guy winds up on his back and starts scrambling and twisting around to keep Sarah from getting him straddled.  He is breathing very hard.  She tries to pin him from the side, but he gets enough leverage with a leg to free himself before the five count.  Then he flips over onto his belly and sprawls completely flat on the mat, going totally defensive with a little over a minute to go.  Sarah starts trying to get a hold on him, somewhere, anywhere, that will let her turn him over and pin him.  When she can't get enough leverage at his shoulders, she tries to flip him by locking onto a leg and heaving with all her strength.

As Guy is doing an Andy Kaufman show, naturally he throws in a lot of Kaufman-style taunts.  However, as he becomes worried about actually losing to Sarah, he shuts up, as he has no energy to spare.

Just as Sarah gets enough leverage that she is able to get Guy almost turned over, the timer goes off, indicating that the 10 minute limit has expired.  By the rules of the challenge, Sarah loses as she hasn't pinned Guy within 10 minutes.  While Guy does an Andy-Kaufman like victory strut, pretending that he hasn't been saved by the bell, Sarah slams her fists to the mat in frustration.

After the match Sarah is mostly frustrated that she ran out of time before she could pin him.

[sleepinbin]

As long as it's playful and not aggressive or violent I don't have any issue with maledom, and so far the stories I've got are very well written. Although I do prefer it the other way around I can't complain about receiving quality answers. But I totally hear where you're coming from:) Are the CSVs or any of the answers on your end worth posting?

Not really at the moment, no

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Ouch. The community continues to downsize :/

Final two (for now) pieces of the Kaufman saga, the tide turns against Guy. 

Vs. Minka Kelly

When Guy does his latest Andy Kaufman impersonation show, he is hoping to get a smaller, lighter woman to volunteer to be his wrestling opponent, after the tough battle Sarah Lancaster gave him.  When lovely Minka Kelly, considerably shorter and lighter than Guy, steps up as his opponent, Guy thinks he's in luck.

The challenge rules remain the same as always.  Minka has ten minutes to pin Guy to a five count and win the challenge; if he makes it to ten minutes, or pins her three times before then, he wins.  Minka is wearing a short cover-up, that she might have worn to the beach, as she steps up to the mat, but slips it off to reveal a one-piece swimsuit as her wrestling attire.

Guy quickly finds that he will have his hands full wrestling with Minka.  She's learned quite a few effective wrestling and grappling skills from her fight scene training for the short-lived Charlie's Angels series and for other roles, and she's so limber and quick it's hard for Guy to get a good hold on her.  And while she's slender, she's stronger than she looks, and she is ferociously competitive.  How the match is going to go is established within the first minute, when Guy makes several attempts to close with the actress and lock her up, to force her to the mat, and Minka slips out of his reach every time.  The third time he tries, Minka not only steps out of his grasp, but uses his momentum against him to throw him to the mat.

As Guy sprawls face-down on the mat, Minka closes with him to try to turn him to his back for a pin; however, as Guy is quite a bit heavier than her she doesn't find it easy.  Guy plays defense for a bit, then twists to make a grab for Minka's legs.  He gets ahold of one and powers the girl over onto her back, but before he can even think of trying to pin her, she kicks him away and bounces to her feet.

The fight continues in this way for another 2-3 minutes: Guy unable to close with Minka to overpower her, Minka sometimes taking Guy to the mat, but unable to get him to his back for a pin attempt.  When Guy ends up on the mat for about the fourth time, he tries again to turn on Minka and get a hold on her, and this time succeeds in wrapping his arms around her chest and forcing her to her back.  He tries to cover her for the pin, but Minka uses her legs for leverage and starts twisting and squirming so vigorously that Guy, in his efforts to keep her contained, leaves himself open for Minka to use his momentum against him and get him to his back, straddling him to try for a pin. 

Twice the referee begins the pin count, getting to three before Guy gets a shoulder up.  The second time, Guy tries to wrap his arms around Minka again to try to roll her to her back, and Minka decides to slip out of his reach and jump to her feet again.  Guy gets to his feet slowly, realizing that he has had a close call, and further, realizing that Minka is a much better opponent than he thought she'd be--in fact, he's intimidated by her athleticism and grappling ability.  So, in the spirit of the man he is impersonating, Guy deliberately stops trying to win, and focuses on not getting pinned.

So with over half the 10 minute time limit left, Guy goes totally defensive.  When he gets to his feet, he tries to keep out of Minka's reach--not easy as she's quicker than he is.  When she does any sort of a takedown on him--and she does more than once--he immediately goes flat on his belly, making no effort to do anything other than deny the actress the leverage she needs to get him turned to his back.  This proves to be his most effective tactic, as Minka has a hard time lifting a nearly dead weight that's over 40 pounds heavier than she is.  Nevertheless, at about the 8 minute mark, the slim brunette gets a good enough hold on Guy that, by using all her strength, she can turn him to his back.  She goes for a pin at once, while Guy starts thrashing around wildly to get free.  As happened before, she gets his shoulders down but can't hold them for a five count.  Finally, Guy's frantic exertions let him heave Minka off his chest.

Without even bothering to get to his feet, Guy immediately flops over on his belly again, he starts trying to sort of crab-walk to the edge of the mat, but stops when Minka moves in on him again, as he realizes that doing that will give her more of an opening to turn him again.  Minka starts working on Guy again to get him to his back, but she's running out of time!

As the fight goes on, Minka starts taunting Guy repeatedly about his purely defensive strategy--"coward" and "chicken" are some of the more polite words she uses.

Minka has gotten a tight hold on one of Guy's legs and almost has him turned to his back once more, when the ten minute timer sounds, ending the match.  By the rules of the contest, Guy wins.  He gets to his feet, and starts to do an Andy Kaufman style victory dance, but by this point the bulk of the audience is on Minka's side, and the chorus of boos makes him retreat to the back of the stage.

Minka has fought so hard she's exhausted.  She slumps on the wrestling mat, angry and frustrated--she knows she outfought Guy but lost due to his stalling strategy.  Her good friend Mandy Moore, who has been in the audience, comes onstage to help her to her feet and console her, and Minka manages to bring a smile to her weary face and give the audience a little wave, which brings a wave of cheers.  Mandy, meanwhile, is looking at the retreating Guy's back and shooting lasers at him with her eyes.

Minka is exhausted and angry, but otherwise OK

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Vs. Mandy Moore wearing a cropped tank top and cutoffs: "He is going down!"

Guy is once again doing his Andy Kaufman impersonator routine, before his largest audience ever.  As always, the final part of the show is when he calls for a woman from the audience to come out and wrestle him.  Tonight he gets more than he bargained for when his challenger is Mandy Moore, who is out for revenge after Guy used what she saw as a chicken-shit strategy to deny a victory to her friend Minka Kelly.

Mandy has been waiting for this night ever since.  Her normally sweet, smiling face is all business, her red-brown hair back in a ponytail.  She's in great shape, she's been training hard and she's ready to rumble.

As in all the previous challenges, Mandy has 10 minutes to pin Guy for a count of five.  If the 10 minutes expires, Guy wins, and if he manages to pin her three times before then, he wins.

She looks straight into his eyes and gives him a death glare.

Guy is a bit apprehensive about wrestling Mandy, but he knows that his own future as a pseudo-entertainer is on the line here--he doesn't dare back down.  Nor does he dare go into a defensive shell right from the start--he has to at least make a show of taking the long-legged singer on straight up.

Guy figures he'll open things the way he always does, by trying to lock his opponent and use his weight and strength to get an advantage.  Mandy shows no reluctance to come to grips with him, and Guy gets a shock when he realizes how strong Mandy really is.  He could see that she's as tall as him, with broad shoulders, but she doesn't have the ripped look of a workout warrior like a Jessica Biel.  She does, he quickly realizes, have impressive natural strength.  He tries to force her backwards or to her knees and he can't budge the girl.  In fact, he's having trouble holding his ground.

He tries to disengage from their clinch, but Mandy doesn't want to let go, and to Guy's dismay he can't force her to break her hold.  So he tries to get her off balance and throw her, but Mandy is trying to do the same to him and she is successful.  Guy is startled when Mandy shifts her grip on him and turns to throw him over her hip.  By the time he realizes what's happening, he is on his hands and knees on the mat.

Guy's first thought is to sprawl flat on his belly, as he did to keep Minka Kelly from beating him, but Mandy is ready for him to try this and before he can, she gets a half nelson on him, and starts forcing him irresistibly over onto his back.  "Damn, you're strong," Guy gasps out, as he is slammed to the mat.  He knows he's in big trouble, and starts thrashing his body around wildly, just trying to keep Mandy from getting him securely pinned and somehow prolong the match.

Mandy doesn't bother taunting him, and Guy is getting so thoroughly demolished it would be idiotic for him to be dishing out taunts.

Give Guy a little credit.  He manages to put off the inevitable for a good minute.  Mandy comes close to losing her hold on him a couple of times, but eventually she gets him completely secured with a tight straddle pin, and at the count of five, the match is over.  Elapsed time--under three minutes.

When her victory is announced, Mandy leaps to her feet, still full of energy.  She poses briefly with one foot on the still prone Guy's chest, her arms raised over her head.  After a few seconds, though, she begins to pointedly ignore him, as though he is now beneath her notice.  She makes a parade across the front edge of the stage, waving to the crowd--virtually all of them on her side from the start--her face now all smiles.  Guy meanwhile just lies on the mat, spent and humiliated.

Despite the relatively short fight, Guy is too exhausted to move.

When asked about the fight in an interview, Mandy simply replies "you mess with my bestie, I'm going to mess with you, and you aren't going to like it."

[RhodryM]

Good stories there--I see you're giving us a "preview of coming attractions" for the April update.

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Digging the Mandy Moore bit there

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CSV update for April, new essay answers in all x era polls along with Candice Swanepoel & Kate Upton Mixed Wrestling. The recent 85-89 poll is struggling on the vote front after someone hijacked misterpoll's celebrity page to post ten consecutive one off one question polls. Because of this might move onto the next one sooner than expected (once you're off the first page your poll is virtually dead) anyone have a preference on era? Three remaining, 70-74 which includes Carmen Electra, Denise Richards, Brooke Burke, Cameron Diaz, 75 - 79 which includes Angelina Jolie, Kelly Brook, Charlize Theron, and 90s with Kristen Stewart, Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence among others.   

http://www.mediafire.com/download/f85tb18349atkqm/april+update.zip

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Thanks for the update man! I say go with the 90s

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Great update as usual.  Terrific Summer Glau story in the 1980-84 responses, especially for anyone who thinks that the phrases "Summer Glau" and "kicking ass" naturally go together.  I'd lean slightly towards 1975-79 for the next poll but any of the three possibilities would be good.

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Here's the incredible Summer Glau story!

Vs Summer Glau wearing a black sports bra and denim cutoffs.

Summer is working out at the gym, doing a routine on the mat that involves a mix of dance and martial arts moves.  As usual, Summer is barefoot as she works out--she doesn't like shoes because they tend to aggravate some old dance injuries.  Guy spots her and stops his own workout to watch her.  Soon he starts making derogatory remarks towards the actress, implying that she couldn't really take a man in a genuine fight.  The usually sweet-natured Summer finally gets pissed off and tells him "I could take you in any kind of fight you want."  Guy challenges her to wrestle, figuring that the slim actress will be easy prey if she can't use any kind of punches or kicks.  When she accepts, he adds "pins only?" figuring that Summer will prefer submission wrestling, but she just gives a sassy flip of her curly brown hair and says "sure."
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They face off on the mat, and Guy tries to get a good hold on Summer, repeatedly rushing at her with his arms out, but the actress, light on her feet, keeps dancing out of his reach.  The third or fourth time he rushes her, Summer steps aside at the last minute, grabbing one of his arms to send him sprawling with a judo flip.  However, as she does so, Guy gets ahold of one of her arms as well, and succeeds in pulling the brunette down on top of him as he lies on his back.  He gets ahold of both her bare shoulders and pulls her in close so that he can roll both of them over to pin her, while Summer starts trying to twist out of his grip with all her strength.  Guy wraps his arms tightly around Summer's torso and clamps her in a bear hug and then starts to roll both of them over, so that they are on their sides, while she still fights to get free.  She doesn't have the arm strength to get out of his hold, but with the limberness of the ballerina she used to be, she gets her legs up for some extra leverage, and straining every muscle in her body she breaks his hold and rolls out of his reach and to her feet.

As Guy climbs to his feet, Summer continues darting around the mat, light and quick on her bare feet.  Guy keeps trying to close with her, but she keeps out of his grip, and soon she uses another judo-style throw to take him down.  She gets on top of him to hold him down for a little bit, but slips out of his reach the second he tries to get ahold of her like he did previously.  When Summer does this to Guy a second and then a third time, each time slipping out of his grasp with inches to spare, Guy pounds the mat in frustration.  "When are you going to stop dancing and start wrestling!" he roars.  Summer just gives him a smile.

Guy gets to his feet again, just standing with hands on his knees as he takes some deep breaths--he's feeling a bit winded.  As he starts to move in on Summer once more, she surprises him by taking him head on this time.  They lock arms and he forces her back several steps, then tries to twist her into a side headlock.  Summer slips free of his grip and surprises him by grabbing him around the waist with both arms while she trips his legs out from under him.  They both tumble to the mat and Summer twists over on top of Guy.  He grabs for her and she slips out of his grasp, and the two end up in a wild scramble across the mat.  Guy keeps trying to get a tight hold on the girl, while she stays just out of his reach, but can't get clear to get to her feet.  After nearly a minute of this, Guy can't keep up the pace.  As he pauses to get his breath Summer catches him off guard, flips him onto his back, and locks a tight cross body pin on him, and counts to three.  "I think that means I win," she says with a smile and gets to her feet.  "Want to go another round?"

Guy actually would like to take a couple of minutes to get his breath back and figure out if he really wants to take Summer on again--it's clear that the actress has some wrestling and grappling skill along with her better-known kickboxing and kung fu training.  But by this time a few of the other people working out in the gym have wandered over to watch them and he isn't going to back down from a 115 pound girl in front of an audience. "You just got lucky," he mutters as he gets to his feet, a bit slowly.

Guy starts the second round by again trying to close with Summer and get a tight hold on her.  He is still sure that if he can just get her down and get on top of her, she'll be at his mercy.  But although Guy doesn't realize it yet, Summer notices that he isn't moving as quickly as in the first round.  She easily slips out of his reach a couple of times, then turns on him so quickly he doesn't have time to react before she hits him with a low tackle that upends him.  As he lands hard, however, Summer gets briefly tangled with his legs and Guy thinks he has a chance.  He turns on the slim actress and gets ahold of her bare arms, and manages to roll her over on her back.  Before he can pin her, though, Summer gets her legs up into his chest--he can't believe how limber the ex-ballerina is.  She levers Guy off of her but can't get totally out of his grip.  For about 30 seconds they grapple furiously on the mat, but Summer slowly gets enough leverage to get Guy on his back and straddles him.  She grabs one of his wrists, then the other, and forces them to the mat, and holds him down while one of the onlookers, who has decided to appoint himself the referee of sorts, counts to three for the pin.

Guy is devastated to lose once again, and even moreso to see how lightly and quickly Summer bounces to her feet after the count.  She hardly seems winded by a fight that has left him worn out and aching.  He still can't swallow his pride and accept defeat, though--he slowly climbs to his feet and faces off with the lithe brunette one more time.

Summer knows that Guy is worn out by this time, so she doesn't waste any time in the third round trying to stay out of his grasp.  She comes right at him, puts a headlock on him, and takes him down. Guy struggles with his last fragments of energy, but Summer again gets him locked up in her favorite finishing move, the cross body pin, and he can't get out.  After the count of three, Summer leans her pretty face in close to Guy's ear and whispers "I think you'd better not get up this time--your ego might not survive another round." And then she jumps back to her feet, does a victory pose, and adds a couple of ballet moves as she walks away, leaving her defeated foe lying on the mat, too worn out to move.

Not only does Guy get thrashed in his wrestling match with Summer, he has the additional humiliation of the other guys in the gym coming up to him as he lies beaten on the mat, and telling him things like "Dude, you just got your ass kicked by a 90-pound girl." He's worn to a frazzle, left in utter embarrassment.

She doesn't get asked directly about the fight, but in an interview a few weeks later she is asked about how men feel about her fighting skills.  She replies "well, sometimes guys think they have to prove that they can take me, so they like to challenge me to wrestling matches.  But I haven't been pinned once."

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Vs. Jessica Alba wearing a bikini

Ever since Jessica lost a wrestling match to Guy at a beach party a few weeks back, she's been hoping to run into him again so she can challenge him to a rematch.  So when she runs into him at another beach party, sure enough, she does just that.

Her first thought is "I'm going to take him this time."

Jess and Guy agree to wrestle a best-of-three rounds match, with pins to a three count required.  Another man at the party, who was an NCAA wrestler, agrees to referee the match and count the pins.

They face off on the sand and Jessica opens the match by getting aggressive right away, going right at Guy and trying to trip him to the sand.  But she can't budge him, and he retaliates by wrapping a bear hug around her, lifting her off the sand a bit, and then tackling her to her back.  It looks like he's going to pin her right away, but Jess is so limber that she is able to get twisted over onto her chest.  A wild scramble ensues, both of them down on the sand, Guy not letting go of Jessica, she trying to get out of his grip.  Jess tries to get her legs under her to get some leverage, but Guy keeps her off balance.  Eventually Guy wears the slim actress down and is able to twist her into a cradle pin for the three count.

For the next round, their wrestler friend who is reffing makes them start in the par terre position, with Guy down since he won the first round.  When they get the command to start, Guy breaks out of the hold Jessica tries to put him in, and they end up facing each other on their knees.  Jess tries to avoid getting locked up in a clinch but Guy uses a feint to get her grappled tightly, and then starts using his considerable edge in weight and strength to force her to her back.  Jess manages to get her legs out behind her for leverage and with a burst of strength, she manages to take Guy over onto his side, slipping out of his grasp as she does.  Quickly, before her heavier opponent can react, she locks onto his shoulder and forces him all the way onto his back, with Jess lying across Guy's chest crosswise.  Instinctively, the actress gets Guy into a cross body pin and holds with all her strength.  Guy tries to power his way out, but can only prolong the count of three for a little bit, and the match is even.

Jess now starts down for the third and deciding round.  At the start signal, Guy locks a tight bear hug around Jess from behind, and for several seconds it's all the lovely brunette can do to keep from being tossed around like a rag doll.  But then she gets a leg under her and is able to get off her knees, and she manages to force Guy to release his hold.  He tries to slam her back to the sand but the more agile Jessica dodges him and uses his momentum against him, sending him sprawling instead.  Before he can get over on his chest, she is on him and starts working for a pin.  Guy kicks and thrashes, trying to escape, but Jess manages to work him into a schoolgirl pin and holds him for the three count.

Jessica wins by a score of 2-1, and gives Guy and everyone else there a glimpse of her famous, beautiful smile as she raises her arms in triumph. He can't believe that a girl he outweighs by nearly 50 pounds was able to pin him twice.