Have You Ever Been Caught Out Whilst Watching Combat

[sharetrader]

Hi Scissor Dudes

Ref: Have You Ever Been Caught Out Whilst Watching Combat?

A question that would make the average tuff guy dive for cover behind the sofa would be this one and as such, have you?

Therefore, if you have ever been a victim of being caught out by the wife, girl friend, or maybe even the kids whilst watching sexy grappling, then please be honest and brave and let us all know by telling your story out load, because it should shared and aired.

I am sure that there are many of you who have been caught bang to rights

Many Thanks!

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[Ronald_Frump]

Almost, but not quite. Once, I was watching a feste11e vid on VHS (slo-mo) when the rest of the family were supposed to be out till late. Unfortunately, they came back early whilst I was in the middle of having a wank. From the sound of keys rattling in the front door, I managed to:

• press "stop" on the video
• zip-up my trousers
• switch to a BBC documentary program
• sit with crossed legs, to disguise "stiffy"
• appear relatively normal

.....all within the space of a few seconds. 

So no, I've never had to try to explain my fetish in a "caught-out" way. I've casually introduced the topic to various girlfriends, with varied success.

[sharetrader]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Spitting Coffee All Over Monitor Desk And Keyboard - MEGA LoL!!!!

Griffin, now that was bloody funny buddy!

The way you said that mate - top marks for nearly making me fall out of my office chair

Over the years, I have wanked to combat candy in many key public locations like on a train with people on it, in under ground car parks, on a plane to Spain, but never been caught out. However, your experience seems to be more common, and one that is a must happen factor of life. The family just get to the end of the road on their evening out when its video in, press play, pants down, begin to play.

I bet your heart rate was like 260 over 60, with a cherry blown face to match am I right

10/10 for laugh factor though mate

[Ronald_Frump]

I bet your heart rate was like 260 over 60, with a cherry blown face to match am I right

Yes it was.....but that was twenty years ago and the old ticker could take it. In fact IIRC, I attributed my hyper-ventilated, sweaty appearance to the onset of flu-like symptoms.......which made everyone give me a wide berth, thereby giving time for the old "tadge" to calm down a bit.    

[jiminy]

From the sound of keys rattling in the front door, I managed to:

• press "stop" on the video
• zip-up my trousers
• switch to a BBC documentary program
• sit with crossed legs, to disguise "stiffy"
• appear relatively normal

.....all within the space of a few seconds. 

...But you left the cassette inside the VHS player?  I guess no one else wanted to watch a video that evening causing a "what's this?" moment.

When I was in my mid teens (this was the late 90s) I used to keep a single VHS tape with clips from various movie scenes where men copped beat downs from women (ie. Goldeneye, Cory Everson, Marjean Holden Cynthia Rothrock movies, etc) in addition to a few soft-core porn movies that were available on Sky TV back in the day (Men & Motors, the German channels, etc).

Anyway, one day this video just vanished from my room. I searched high and low - my room and every room in the house, but had no luck. I grew up with 2 sisters of a similar age and my parents. The vid was actually labelled with a WWF wrestling event for diversion purposes (no one else liked wrestling that much) and I even asked everyone had they seen it. Who ever took it never admitted to taking it and never spoke of its content.

[Ronald_Frump]

Yes, I kept my vids in locked cases, strategically hidden. If anyone had found them, they would have had to force the locks. TBH, most people would have probably assumed they contained vanilla-porn, rather than specialist fetish material.

[uboat]

Hmmm this is an interesting point...but what's the problem if you get caught? Better then get caught with your mistress hehehe

[wrestlingspandex]

A few times. Oh how careless was i

I made a video of me and my girlfriend wrestling, sorry my girlfriend and i wrestling. Well there was a few matches of us on it, oh how we wrestled back then, My stupid g/f gave the Video camera to her sister because she wanted to borrow it and low and behold she watched us wrestling and decided to mock me about it, in front of all my pals, it would just crop up in conversation, we were clothed, she was in swimwear or other similar type outfits (tight spandex) it was quite awkward to say the least.

Well after she knew (her sister) about our adventures i wrestled her a couple of times, spare of the moment type scenario, but she knew i loved it hahaha, in a way it payed off.


Another time, my cousin and he's girlfriend came over to visit, i have a son and at the time he was about 1 year old, he would scoot around in he's space walker thing (like a chair with wheels) and get up to all sorts of mischief. We was talking all of us having a right ole laugh then all of a sudden the tv came on and my boy zipped off he had pressed play on the vcr and i had left my tape with all my combat stuff on it (a vhs tape i had, normally tucked away out of sight, that i used to record if something came on tv, anything with fighting and wrestling on it) Well there she was, a sexy muscled German lady wrestling and owning this other man, it was an awesome display, to watch on my own. But i had an audience, i quickly rushed over there and turned it off, my cousian was like hey man leave it on and he's girlfriend seemed intrigued too, maybe i should of not panicked and just left it...

I used to be a lot lazier than i am now, i might as well not bother because its all out in the open, lol.. I am shy about it though, dont know why.

Theres been so many other times... them ones just stood out.

[thehorse]

When I was living at home with my parents I had my own stash saved up on a private youtube playlist. I was never caught presage but one day I was babysitting my brother who's a decade younger than me. He came in while I was social networking. Asked me if I was watching that wrestling stuff

"What do you mean" I ask, mild fear that my kid brother had gone on my account and stumbled. "Mom and Dad talk about your videos when your not home." He replied before shrugging and walking away.

O_O they know

[thehorse]

From the sound of keys rattling in the front door, I managed to:

• press "stop" on the video
• zip-up my trousers
• switch to a BBC documentary program
• sit with crossed legs, to disguise "stiffy"
• appear relatively normal

.....all within the space of a few seconds. 

...But you left the cassette inside the VHS player?  I guess no one else wanted to watch a video that evening causing a "what's this?" moment.

When I was in my mid teens (this was the late 90s) I used to keep a single VHS tape with clips from various movie scenes where men copped beat downs from women (ie. Goldeneye, Cory Everson, Marjean Holden Cynthia Rothrock movies, etc) in addition to a few soft-core porn movies that were available on Sky TV back in the day (Men & Motors, the German channels, etc).

Anyway, one day this video just vanished from my room. I searched high and low - my room and every room in the house, but had no luck. I grew up with 2 sisters of a similar age and my parents. The vid was actually labelled with a WWF wrestling event for diversion purposes (no one else liked wrestling that much) and I even asked everyone had they seen it. Who ever took it never admitted to taking it and never spoke of its content.

Dude no shit same thing happened to me with a mix dvd I had of scenes from movies. Just disappeared from my dresser one day, never to be seen (by me) or heard from (by me) again